A wasp 🐝 landed on my bare foot, I now know how to river dance
06.03.2026 16:41
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A wasp 🐝 landed on my bare foot, I now know how to river dance
Two hamburgers got married, they soon had a bun in the oven.
They forgot to use condomints
Did we ever find out what happened to that poor Dik-dik that got stuck in a tuba ?
I went to the acupuncturist the other day, when I came home I found my voodoo doll was dead.
Alright, who gave Jabba Ozempic?
Alright, who gave Jabba Ozempic?
No, but I will say "congratulations on getting fit, bro!"
#TodaysTea Yerba Mate
What if neither coffee nor tea, but a secret third thing?
Love this, btw.
It probably should go without saying, but do NOT piss off a mountain-sized beaver.
Art by @benagoodlife.bsky.social, delivering the ultimate tailslap!
Wrong post, sorry.
A lot of new macros want to go around smashing up cities...I'd rather just chill with my friends instead.
Who wants to go on a sightseeing tour with the Great Beaver? 😁
Reading Algonquin legends about The Great Beaver, and look I don't see the issue here
*New Facepalm Reaction*
Mathew 7:14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
Last roll through the Auto Sensorex before I find it a new home.
It’s served me well!
update to this: damn a lot of y'all need to be a furry or get super into video gaming or become obsessed with medieval literature or start painting or god damn *something*, it is painfully obvious on here when Posting Takes is one's primary hobby and also extremely clear that shit is Bad For You.
ethan from whodunnit my beloved theoretical nonbinary barista
Toronto, in brief.
A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
It's a full moon tonight...a lunar eclipse...right at the start of #MacroMarch...
Be careful if you head out tonight, or you may end up a bit...bigger...than you started 😉
Art by Shadow-Lightning
Just registered for @furthemore.org! Anybody else I can hope to see there? 😁
random wildlife studies
Drawing of an old anthropomorphic spanish greyhound, in the same clothes and pose as "The Nobleman with his Hand on his Chest", by Doménikos Theotokópoulos (El Greco)
The Greyhound with his Paw on his Chest
#art #furry #furryart
comm for @royalsheeple.bsky.social
Oh, you say that as technology continues to advance, even the cynical commercial jingles and professional studio equipment of yesteryear will seem authentic and lived in by comparison?
oh no
It's funny how "Video Killed the Radio Star" ought to be the most dated novelty song possible, but in addition to being genuinely wistful, it's also stayed relevant all the way to the age of AI music.
Attention!
I only have until Tuesday of this upcoming week to gather $140 to cover utilities (it was $130, but I needed to purchase some groceries yesterday).
If you can help me before Tuesday, I'll be ever so grateful!
Otherwise, I may not be around after Tuesday
🙏 Please help! 🙏
#MutualAid
Macro March starts tomorrow and there's a full moon on Tuesday...
If you hear any rumbling, there's nothing to worry about 🤫
The full moon and Macro March are coming;
Come to VRchat karaoke, or I will pick you up and bring you.
(9pm EST as always, party will last at least until midnight, hope to see you there! The werebeaver will be in attendance 👀)