Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab
toast is only 1 fold away from becoming a sandwich so of course all toast must also be granted the honors and praise given to sandwiches
wanted to say "me" and "real" in response to something and loudly went "MEAL"
theyre all so weird!!! every year i feel more confused as to what makes them Like This. like i thought it would all make more sense as i got older or something but the opposite is happening.
i dont blame her for this but its SO funny bc imagine every single night when you lay down to sleep you start hearing the news or music or some shit and it disappears every time you move or try to look for a source 😭 i would think i was losing my mind
random memory back in like 2016 my mom thought she'd developed the ability to channel radio stations with her mind bc she was hearing the radio every night in bed but it turned out a neighbor just had their radio perfectly positioned to echo thru her window at ONLY that exact spot in her room
my mom insists her cat can understand english and that hes trying to say "mama" when meowing and i thought she was joking at first but she brings it up Every Time we visit and she tries to demonstrate it by trying to get him to meow Mama but he never does and shes like "no really, he can do it"
when the cat stares at us while we're eating he starts also moving his mouth and licking his lips like hes chewing
tabby cat staring at me intensely
freak who is so hungry hes radiating beams of Yearning at us but he has like 3 more hours until dinner
It shouldn't fall to trans people to explain to cis people why creating laws that effectively amount to "If you have or ever had a penis, you must behave this way; If you have, or ever had a vagina, you must behave this other way" is horrifically dangerous for everyone's rights.
also something something that part from ishmael about putting the food behind lock and key.
wish we could abolish money. "do u have a practical replacement for it then" no bc im stupid. but its hard to imagine something worse than what money has done to society. i dont like how it abstracts the way we interact with things + their consequences. mass cruelty enabler.
oh hey this thread has practical passing advice that i havent really considered before now
the generations of my family prior to the 1960s were normal. this church ensnared my grandmother at some point in her young adulthood and is responsible for destroying the lives of everyone downstream of her. i have not enjoyed seeing this apocalypse cult become a political powerhouse. man. man.
He had great passion for Israel and traveled there many, many times, leading groups and involved in efforts which fulfilled Biblical Prophecy.
hold on ive been trying to dig into this church more because im perturbed by the stranglehold it has on my family and the area its in. so like, i was reading about the guy who founded the church in the 1960s. and like. i just. i know this shit is obvious but. the groan i made upon seeing this.
family guy lois and peter holding hands looking out at the sunset
my grown ass relatives really listen to this and go "yeah that sounds plausible" and everyone erupts into applause at the end of the story.... thousands of attendees just fully taking this in.....
i listened to a video of the sermon and this is just another version of the same exact fake story this guy tells every year where he agrees to some challenge with "evil people" and they "curse him and summon demons" etc and he defeats them by giving them visions until they repent. like. ok.
The Shaman Showdown: What happened when seven shamans tried to curse Pastor Duane in a graveyard.
the family church is being normal again
egg on head: what’s csm famous golfball: clip studio man famous golfball: just joking mate its chain saw man egg: you got me so good golfball: bit of Monday afternoon fun
damn can’t believe clip studio man is ending so soon
Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.
have not been flattened by a tornado (yet)
i went by a variant of my deadname for years and then in college i asked a random person what i Looked like my name should be and now thats been my name for 8+ years
The thing that I don't think they've fully grasped is because we've had two nearly three generations of adults who have been vaccinated, people are going to realize pretty quickly shit is bad when suddenly their kids are dying.
this is your fault....... your posts convinced me to try it and now i feel like my ass could single-handedly solve a building materials shortage. these things have frightening structural integrity. when i eventually get around to also taking creatine im going to become unstoppable.
started taking psyllium husk and theyve got me laying logs strong enough to build cabins with
tbqhnglimho if u are an apartment complex owner u should be legally required to build at least 1 storm shelter on the property
ok but fr tornadoes are possibly gonna spawn at like 1am here. dawg. im supposed to be sleeping by then. i dont have a basement. this city doesnt have storm shelters. i sleep in front of a glass sliderrrrrrr. not ideal.
if i get obliterated in a tornado later tonight remember me fondly as that random guy who posts about being scared all the time
you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked
