Richie Hindle

Weird choice for a children's film.

"Daddy, can we buy the Shrek soundtrack?"

"Daddy, what does 'Remember when I moved in you?' mean?

Gratefully took his wife's surname.

Smash Hits doing its best to level the European Scare Quote Mountain there.

Home made wooden stilts

It didn't take a lot more effort to make some of these, and the height was limited only by your timidity and your Dad telling you not to be so daft.

So much movement!

+1 I came here to say this too!

Charlotte Ritchie.

This news has absolutely made my day!

We had Pete, Dud, Fuck, Cunt. Made it awkward when someone's parents came to visit.

Brief but beautifully choreographed!

Also, TV. I watched Pluribus and one of the things that I liked about it was the lack of subtitles on the foreign language speakers. You always got the sense of what was being said. Nice touch, I thought.

I realised, six hours in, that the subtitles were just broken in my setup.

I didn't fix it.

That mouth/hand gave me a proper jump scare. Outstanding!

You could do "We didn't light the fire" but you'd probably run out of ink.

My son, aged 19, came home for Christmas and not only got out all the toy cars but also left them all over the floor and had to be told to put them away. Nothing changes.

My day has been 50% work and 50% jabbing the POWERFUL button on the heat pump.

Yup. "One spoon per person and one for the chef", as the voices in my head always say.

"The Future"

Nobody needs to pay for a TV license because of the Magna Carta.

I was *well* chuffed to get that in four.

Sam, you'll be pleased to know that we have long since eliminated all vanity and disorders from our age.

"How does it affect you blokes?" remains one of my favourite lines of any song.

"Please, no, just stop," he says, and three days later he's at it again.

Felt sorry for the cameraman for a minute there!

Aurora's is great. At one point she looks nervously around the room and says something like "I'm sorry if this next song gets a little loud, but it is about someone being murdered."

That's why we banned vans.

The Doctor Who / Rentaghost crossover we'd been waiting for.

Brilliant! Proper laugh out loud at that. Glad you survived!

Get this in the next Meaning Of Liff.

First BlueSky Fess I've seen that's topped 1000 likes.