What team are you using?
07.03.2026 20:49
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What team are you using?
I’m at the end of Mt. Moon right now!
I had been playing Sapphire, but everyone posting about their FireRed/LeafGreen runs gave me FOMO, so I started a new game on FireRed
My new conspiracy theory is that Selling Sunset producers HAD to be feeding Christine lines bc she has barely formed a single, coherent thought through four episodes of #HouseOfVillains.
The lights are on but no one is home, baby
Great choice!
We’re at war in the Middle East and Britney Spears got arrested for a DUI? Welcome back 2002!
I know Christian’s keeping his son a secret, but he’s getting so much dad practice on #Survivor50. First, he changed someone who shit themselves. Then, he rocked a baby (Joe) to get them to calm down while giving the fatherly advice.
He hasn’t been bad, but the JLP bar is so high
One of the best camera shots in the history of the show #Survivor50
This challenge brought to you by: Chris Underwood’s junk
Yeah but Joe’s honor shit has to be so exhausting too lol
Despite the Rizo’s lazy segment, I think his #Survivor50 stock goes way up with Sav out the game. Much like Kamilla with Kyle out, he’s now less threatening, and there’s no one to correct any story he tell about 49.
Coach is SUCH A FUCKING DIVA drama queen. It’s so annoying that he’s sucking up all the screen time on that tribe. I want to see Tiff, Dee and Kamilla strategize, not his old ass getting leg cramps #Survivor50
Cirie is fucking incredible. Went from the primary target in round 1 to not having her name even brought up in round 2. Undeniably one of the 🐐s #Survivor50
Through two episodes, Christian is undeniably the main character of #Survivor50. Not only has he driven the strategy, but there’s also been great character moments, like shitting himself, the Star Trek alliance, rocking Joe in the hammock, the tribal idol hi-jinx.
Not gonna lie: I’d rather be voted out with 7 idols in my pocket than shit myself on national television 😂 #Survivor50
He would be incredible TV in that setting
1. Jameis Winston
I will never as long as I live forgive the Saints for signing Derek Carr instead of giving Jameis the starting job… let’s put him in the #TheTraitorsUS castle instead.
He’s hilarious. The confessionals would be GOLDEN. I need this. (Even if he’s still active in the NFL IDGAF)
2. Charles Barkley
Idk if I’ve ever shared this on the skyline before, but I fucking adore Charles Barkley. Man is hilarious, and I’d give anything to see him in #TheTraitorsUS castle. Can you imagine the first time someone accuses him at a roundtable? CINEMA.
Before I name the top 2, I just want to preface by saying that, if I gave you 1,000,000 guesses, you’d never get it.
3. Jerri Manthey
There’s absolute no fucking reason Jerri isn’t on #Survivor50, so let’s repeat what was done with Rob C. and put her in #TheTraitorsUS castle instead.
She’s an icon. Get her in that fucking Traitors cloak.
4. Tyson Apostal
We’ve already had a good chunk of the villains tribe on #TheTraitorsUS, so let’s keep it going.
Do I think Tyson can win with his sarcastic nature? No. Do I want to get as many snarky confessionals from him as possible? Yes.
5. Kelley Wentworth
We’ve reached the Survivor portion of the countdown. No one is doing #TheTraitorsUS content quite like Wentworth. Put her in that castle.
P.S. She should’ve been on #Survivor50 instead of Aubrey
6. Joseph Abdin
Did I mention the need for eye candy on #TheTraitorsUS? If the castle was drooling over Rob, they’ll salivate over Joseph.
It’s not often we get unproblematic straight men on reality TV, but Joseph is one, and I adore him.
7. Aesha Scott
#TheTraitorsUS dipped into the Below Deck well with Kate, were wildly successful, and inexplicably never went back. Aesha is one of my favorite reality TV personalities of all time, and I think she would make a great under-the-radar Traitor.
8. Antoni Porowski
Any season of #TheTraitorsUS needs some eye candy. Plus, Season 4 was the gayest yet. Let’s keep it going.
9. LC Palmer
LC showed up, dominated an entire season of Claim to Fame, announced she was Keke Palmer’s sister, then disappeared. Come back, my strategic queen!
I’ll never forgive them for canceling Claim to Fame. #TheTraitorsUS
EXHIBIT A: Cirie, who would rather starve on an island than spend one more moment in that house.
10. Tiffany “New York” Pollard
Look, Peacock already has New York on retainer for #HouseofVillains, but it’s time for her to trade in the supervillain lair for Alan’s castle. Her looks would be immaculate. Her round tables would be legendary. #TheTraitorsUS
Now that #TheTraitorsUS Season 4 is over, I want to share the Top 10 people I want to see on the next celebrity season.