GUINNESS

IT’S ME, GUINNESS 😸

HEE HEE HEE IT’S A PUN

AND WERE YOU STRUCK BY AWE?

I AM ALWAYS DELIGHTED TO SUPPLY CHAOS 😽

LOOK ON MY PAWS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR

YOU MAY INDEED

MAJESTY

EXCELLENT

Guinness the black cat sits on a cupboard, gazing regally upwards. The photo is taken from a low angle, emphasizing his tallness and majesty.

BEHOLD ME

I LIKE THE CARPET IN THE BEDROOM, PERSONALLY

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THERE IS HARDWOOD ALL AROUND IT 😸

YEAH!

NO, THAT WOULD BE TOO SENSIBLE

DINNER AND TUBES

LET THE HAIRBALLS FALL WHERE THEY WILL

I PERSONALLY ALSO HAVE A THIRD STOMACH FOR CARBS

Guinness the black cat ferociously eating a tube treat proffered by his human.

SO A FACT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT CATS HAVE TWO STOMACHS

ONE FOR DINNER

ONE FOR TUBES

Guinness the black cat stands on his blankie, his eyes enormous and round, his pupils dilated.

OH HEY

I NEED ATTENTION

THIS IS VERY TRUE

IT COULD HOLD MY EXTRA SPECIAL RUMPUSES

RUMPI

YES

SADLY, NO

BECAUSE MY HUMAN WAS SLEEPING IN MY HUMAN’S BEDROOM 😸

NO, NOT REALLY

WHY?

MY HUMAN KICKED ME OUT OF THE BEDROOM FOR CAUSING A RUMPUS

JOKE’S ON THEM

I CAN CAUSE A RUMPUS ANYWHERE

RECENTLY SOMEONE ELSE'S CAT ALSO JOINED AT THE SAME TIME AND THAT WAS VERY EXCITING

LIKEWISE 😸

I HOPE THEY LIKED MY GIANT ROUND EYES PEERING UP FROM MY HUMAN'S LAP

ESPECIALLY WHEN I TRIED TO TAKE MY HUMAN’S PEN AND COVERED THE CAMERA WITH MY TAIL

I JOINED TWO MEETINGS TODAY AND I ASSUME EVERYONE WAS DELIGHTED

Guinness the black cat stands on his blankie, his eyes enormous and round, his pupils dilated.

OH HEY

I NEED ATTENTION

Even the blackest voids are revealed to be full of chocolate when a light is shone upon them.

Guinness flops sleeping on a blue duvet, cold sunlight spilling through the window

REMEMBER

THE LIGHT LENGTHENS

ALL WINTERS COME TO THEIR END

THANK YOU I GOT CUDDLES AND A TUBE TREAT 😻

THANK YOU I TRY

I AM CERTAINLY MADE BETTER BY HAVING SO MANY WONDERFUL FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD

YOUR GOOD WISHES AND FRIENDSHIP ARE THE MOST DELIGHTFUL GIFTS OF ALL!