Jones, watching Brett die

I lit

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ally

dare you

to park within

two centimetres of my driveway

bitch

these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

It's killing me that this isn't talking point #1

No experience in office. Zero.

“Senator” is NOT an entry level job, folks.

And no, selling oysters to your mommy doesn’t count as “business experience”.

well, given that these claims come from VDARE, I don't think his real family is actually relevant here. ryan here is repeating nazi lies, put forth by a white supremacist group to make this guy sound more palatable to non-nazis. i wonder what that says about him.

I don't think he's a Nazi. I think he's a fuckwit.

call me crazy but I don't really think we should elect a dude who was too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo either

We do need Jasmine Crockett in federal politics, but if we're counting "turns", he's been a representative in politics longer than she has.

that's good right

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

Kristi Noem before and after her MAGA plastic surgery mistakes

dog this is straight up fucking crazy

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

The video of a United States Senator joining the violent removal of U.S. marine from a hearing and hideously breaking his arm in a door is an example of what has been unleashed in this country. They’re tapping in to get in on the violence.
And then he bragged about it on X later.

I'm reclaiming "Generation Y" for people my age, because I can't accept even "elder millennial" in a world where "millennial" means people who grew up watching Disney Channel shows.

Does every comedian go to some sort of seminar when they turn 50 years old and unfunny where they learn to say things like this?

Maybe it’s an oversimplification, but it seems like a problem unique to men of a certain age who are still trying to impress 23-year-old women — but like, 23-year-old women from the 90s, to the best of their recollection

It is true that he has absolutely no real views whatsoever but that's actually really helpful in this situation, because you should take it as a clear sign and a win if someone with no beliefs feels the wind is blowing in your direction.

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

one of the most depressing things I ever read was how one of those lousy mill towns brought in Somalis to work at the local factory, and by every objective measure the town's economy and crime rates improved except people would get ripshit if one of the Somalis wore Nikes or got brand name cereal.

Even my Southern mother says it's now okay to wish for him to die, guys, it's cool

Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump:

"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."

Coworkers who get up, walk away, and leave their chair in the middle of the office- who hurt you? Because it's about to be me

seems bad

100 years ago, every member of this administration is someone you'd have to pay 25 cents to look at in a circus tent.

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

Hello USA listen just to remind you that the Ides of March are on the 15th

The US, as a whole, is more anti-war than at any time in my lifetime. That there isn't a party you can reliably count on to oppose war on principle is one of the most deflating aspects of American politics. These fucking chickenhawks are willing to destroy everything to satisfy their bloodlust.