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She/her, librarian/liberrian Lives near yinz

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How could either of these men possibly need more money.

06.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If James Patterson is co-authoring a book with Mr Beast, who is actually doing the writing? Definitely neither of them.

06.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

🚨 FURRY ON THE PITT 🚨

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 29

Oregon and Washington love to hit you with absurdly beautiful waterfalls left and right, so pretty.

05.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman's just a gutter racist at this point

04.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Me too so thanks for making it.

04.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gave my sib one of your rainbow T-Rex instead of flowers for a congrats gift after they directed the middle school musical (they're a teacher) and they cried.

04.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Screenshot of the top of staynebby.com 's site with the local jargon n'at. Nice work!

04.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Listened to the QAA on Clavicular and I don't think I understood enough of the vocabulary because I still don't get what Clavicular is.

04.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now generally speaking if i write about being Iranian and then someone cracks a joke about me being a β€œgoat fucker” in response i’d say that person is just an old fashioned racist

04.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1696 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0

the power he holds

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I almost fell down my own stairs the other day. They were best left to my 16 year old self, apparently she was agile.

03.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A close-up of a person wearing teal gloves holding a small metal type punch engraved with an ampersand symbol. In the background, part of the person’s face is softly out of focus.

A close-up of a person wearing teal gloves holding a small metal type punch engraved with an ampersand symbol. In the background, part of the person’s face is softly out of focus.

A bearded man wearing teal gloves uses a green rubber air blower to clean a small metal type punch. He sits at a desk with an open wooden case filled with neatly arranged metal punches, while a computer monitor displaying a magnified image is visible in the background.

A bearded man wearing teal gloves uses a green rubber air blower to clean a small metal type punch. He sits at a desk with an open wooden case filled with neatly arranged metal punches, while a computer monitor displaying a magnified image is visible in the background.

πŸ”Ž Rare 18th-century punches used to create the original Baskerville typeface have been digitised and released online.
Designers, historians and the wider public now have the opportunity to study the physical tools that shaped modern typography.
πŸ”—https://loom.ly/1ulLaFI

02.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
Three workers pose in front of a Starbucks store, holding their union vote certification

Three workers pose in front of a Starbucks store, holding their union vote certification

Did you know that Pittsburgh has one of the highest densities of union Starbucks stores in the country?

CONGRATULATIONS to baristas at the Banksville Plaza store - they just won the 21st union Starbucks in Pittsburgh! ✊πŸ”₯

02.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

Don't forget the part where he co-opts Black racism to make his point while not being Black.

01.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Northwest PA forest but same communication situation. Nature break from this nonsense.

28.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting the hell out of here for the draft. That weekend is gonna be annoying as hell.

28.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i really love that Julie Andrews is a) still with us and b) still doing this show. i hope they back a brinks truck up to her villa every single season for these voiceovers.

28.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if this is relatively unique to my workplace but the approved part seems fairly important because we're adamantly not allowed to just put company information into random AI tools of our choosing.

27.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
How community organizers are amplifying Oregon’s Black music history - High Country News A community music archive preserves the history of Black arts and culture in Portlandβ€”and fortifies its future.

Very interesting slice of Black Oregonian history and finding community in a very hostile place.

27.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@witoldhayes.bsky.social did we cancel this shit when they called everyone back to the office? Cause if not we need to expeditiously.

26.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got one of these from Columbia U the other day. I applied in *1999* and didn't enroll there. Who doesn't have my social security number at this point.
Also, why are y'all retaining records for so so damn long.

26.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My phone loves going 'remember this amazing memory from 2 years ago' ✨😍 and it's, like, 2 pictures of my dog's half ripped dew claw I took to send to my vet.

25.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending a kid to basketball camp at cmu feels mean. Like you know your kid is a herb.

24.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Get away with what, he is the main character of this website a minimum of twice a week.

24.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When hoteps say goodnight do they say β€œgrand lowerings”?

23.02.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 18

Also socialists posting growth charts for a company they don't work for suggests that something has gone very wrong somewhere.

Who cares man, it's not my responsibility to grow this site and it's not your responsibility to draw people back into Elon's Nazi realm either. What the fuck is going on.

23.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yearning for the journalists to admit they're addicted to twitter and leave the rest of us alone about it.

23.02.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The state of the outdoors today...the mud lake that is my yard...the thunderstorm that woke me up at 1 a.m. in February...
I am disgusted. This winter is disgusting.

20.02.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of times I have to stop myself from saying β€œfigure it out” to adults is wild. I extend a lot of grace but baby I need for you to……*whispers* figure it out.

20.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2