Helix

Trying not to post a bunch of self congratulatory bs, so I'll just say that I am in general feeling pretty good about myself

Looking forward to seeing a lot of Large Men in Chicago this weekend

That's not all you'll be full of

Hell yeah, way to go man!

I wanna see what noises I can get out of you

Bear can’t help but to immediately cum really hard once he sits down on a big wolf cock. Thankfully that cock makes him handsfree multiple times and can go all night long.

(With @dwudad69.bsky.social )

I love this bitch, can't wait for horrible things to happen to her

Would you still love her?

I wanna do a reading with these

Trying to study and I keep getting distracted...

Got a lot of open space here...

I would be MORE than happy to fill in for your desk, keyboard, monitor, et al

I love a good visual pun

A selfie of a gay bear lying in bed showing his ass

I would post more photos of my ass if I had any idea how to take a good one. (Photo, not ass)

A selfie of a gay bear lying in bed showing his ass

I would post more photos of my ass if I had any idea how to take a good one. (Photo, not ass)

If you want to get a bunch of quarters all at once from your bank, you can usually ask them to order extra for you like a week in advance

I spent the weekend at an occult conference, and wow, what an amazing experience. Not only was it fun and educational, but I made wonderful connections with so many people. I felt at home there in a way that I don't get to experience very often

Do that up against my prostate please

🤤

I need to deal with my wardrobe situation because I am one of the most heterosexual looking people at this occult conference and I don't like it

Hey 👀

- Tainted Lost
- ohhh it's going to be a lot more than that
- your job is just "basement" now

Woof, looking great man

If they want a game night they better bring a friend though

I stayed up far too late last night reading gay smut that eventually ditched all the sex parts and just turned into a heart-rending relationship drama. This was supposed to make me cum, not cry

You can tell you're embarrassed from your rosy cheeks

Hey there champ, come rest your head over here in Dad's lap

A solar eclipse kicking off the Year of the Fire Horse a few days before Saturn and Neptune conjoin at the World Point is just so ominous, but in a fun multi-cultural way. Across all cultures, we can agree - the sky is incredibly fucked this month

I mean, I'm not ruling anything out, but around 5'6 seems to be the threshold for me to go berserker mode

Woof, gorgeous 😍