Lew Morton

They destroyed Weddington for this?

Fuck Messi, fuck Inter Miami, fuck soccer

When Markwayne fucks Cory, he's gonna stay fucked

Handwriting “sorry” on each missile

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

This is a stupid argument.

You should do more podcasts!

I can assure you that would be titled, “Because It Is Bitter, and Because It Is My Butt”

Glibly?

If anyone here knows how to contact Joyce Carol Oates, please tell her if she would like to write a freelance episode of Beavis & Butthead, we will pay her double the usual rate

Trump does a preemptive strike two days before the bokoblins all regenerate anyway, 25th amendment now

There’s Wawas in Florida?

Are any of the rules, “don’t bomb an elementary school”?

That’s how long it takes it to figure out who Musk is and try to kill itself

It’s the same one, really

Shall we imprison Uncle Sam, sir?

They bombed the the Arthur J. Pinpoint School For Girls

And you won’t even need to find a babysitter, because we blew up your daughter’s elementary school

The day before starting a war with Iran, the Secretary of Defense was focused on removing trans scouters from the Boy Scouts.

When there’s a legitimate DOJ again, they should figure out who in the White House bought oil stocks last week

There exist people who thought it was worth posting and didn’t get mad. The end.

I don’t owe you an essay. I said I thought it was interesting. That’s enough

Please either be normal or fuck off or both

“You should read the room, which is full of people who can’t read”

I can help
1. She wasn’t being snarky
2. Yes, she does
3. Yes

too woke to know how to read apparently

What I’m trying to say is, McGill University — never got a dinner

He used to be able to get off from just raping 40 schoolgirls

It sounds like the Red Buttons roast joke came true — she left her body to science, and science is contesting the will

FUCK EM UP

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.