Dan Wade

@randballsstu.bsky.social I am extremely amused that we missed each other in Fountain Hills by like 36 hours at most.

Guess which one of these things I planned to be on my lap…

Known for Philanthropy, assault with a deadly weapon

This might be the funniest “known for” I’ve seen in ages

The Pentagon is using AI, badly, to announce troop deaths. Imagine being a family member. This is repulsive.

It’s not already a wiener bar?

Can't do tomorrow, but if they're in early this afternoon I got a couple hours I can give

With this move set, Ditto is pretty clearly the most revolutionary Pokémon.

Screenshot of a google search for "Applachian Spring Still Bangs" with a null result.

There, I have put something wholly new into the universe.

Appalachian Spring still bangs

In “All of You” Bruno starts apologizing for the stuff they sing about in “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” which implies that he knows the song.

Can you imagine how hurtful that must have been the first time he heard it?

This passage of Cosmos came to mind while I was watching Pete Hegseth strut across the stage at the Pentagon yesterday.

remember this one lol

Philosophically, you’re absolutely right, but if there is ever justice for this, it matters a ton who actually did the targeting and shooting.

I had the same thought at first, but then realized it very plausibly could have been Israel.

Shambles, Nate. They're in absolute shambles.

R.J Barrett (Banished to the Shadow Realm) unlikely to return to the game.

John Fetterman is there???

This is gross, even by sports labor dispute standards. It goes without saying, but if USL does try to bring in scabs, don't watch and don't attend.

"Surrounded by the energy of Indianapolis" sounds like a line from Parks & Rec.

Dense and salty also describes many public officials unfortunately.

Screenshot of a google news blurb truncated badly such that it reads "EPR Properties (EPR) Acquires Seven Parks from Six Flags for $34" There is a blue abstract design for the feature image aka someone's web team didn't set up the images properly.

Damn, I knew theme parks were not doing great, but seven theme parks for $34 is a steal!

You can’t move my Overton window if I slam the thing shut on your stupid little grubby incel fingers

WHEN: Monday, March 9, 10:00 am Where: Saint Paul Dethloon The blight on Midway that was the former CVS on Snelling and University is going to be demolished on Monday. Come celebrate! Bring a chair. Bring treats to share. Bring a musical instrument. Bring and share with friends. Bring your senior prom dress. Bring your toddler. Most of all, bring joy and your love for Saint Paul! If you are able, consider making a donation to Keystone Community Services, a legacy organization providing assistance to those in need for nearly a hundred years. I'm not sure yet how to do this safely and securely, but I'll get it figured out by Monday. NOTE: Start time is based on hearsay, and will be updated when I can find specific information.

Invite your friends! I have a pretty small #SaintPaul #St.Paul #StPaul reach here, so please share. Let's make this a demolition to remember.

Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.

Good times.

Gen AI is a case where I don’t think even a functional government could regulate it well, but the status quo is untenable.

If a blunt tool is all we have, it’s still better than leaving the necrosis unchecked.

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

This fog and those constructions light make BIG LOON look like it’s some sort of alien artifact that just appeared out of nowhere

God, I love this silly statue!

AnthonyEdwards dazzles with the dribble, drills a stepback three, blows child's mind

When a human hands me bad copy, we talk through where they wanted the piece to go, where I felt like it landed, and how we move forward.

When I get handed bad AI copy, I go "What is this bullshit?" and redline it to hell.

I'll let you guess which one of these is actually enjoyable.

Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound