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@astralabstract

MFA in Writing, Freelance Games Text Writer, Autistic/ADHD Names & Flavor Text credits: March of The Machine,(+Aftermath), Bloomburrow , Edge of Eternities

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bro watching "You and I are polar opposites" while high and autistic about alchemy is a transcendental experience.

12.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies βœ”οΈ

republic subverted over sex hangups βœ”οΈ

β€œsand people” killed, royalty indifferent βœ”οΈ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny βœ”οΈ

villains with silly names like β€œdooku” βœ”οΈ

powerful clerical order screwing up βœ”οΈ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 5721 πŸ” 1399 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

08.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 920 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Just caught up on the dub of #digimon #Beatbreak and *there's* the hermetic imagery promised by the underlying symbolism of the series from the beginning, damn that ruled

25.02.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This should honestly be a legal requirement for discontinued products.

08.01.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 4823 πŸ” 1690 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 11
Preview
ARS NECROMANTIA by Phyrexia (Limited Hardcover) Unlock the dark secrets with ARS NECROMANTIA, your gateway to necromantic practices. Transform your understanding of black arts today!

TIL there's an actual occultist/necromancer going by "Phyrexia" which is quite a statement of intent as far as magical pseudonyms go www.miskatonicbooks.com/product/ars-...

08.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it should be more acceptable to just go up to someone and say β€œi think we are the same kind of nerd and we should be friends”

06.01.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 17
Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell
The text says
"WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026"
happy new year

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

31.12.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 15678 πŸ” 8219 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 51

i made the mistake of trying to read this out loud to my roommate

31.12.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Relaxation tips:
- picture a quiet forest
- picture yourself wandering in the gloom
- picture a mossy forest horror creeping up behind you
- picture yourself becoming best friends with the mossy forest horror, scaring townsfolk together, and sharing tea & laughter

30.12.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

I like how every biography of John Dee seems to have a completely different opinion of him and what he was trying to do. The key seems to be how they interpret Monas Heiroglyphica.

31.12.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: this has turned into just like, ecstatic poetry about black holes and infinity

31.12.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big mood, or whatever they say these days to that effect

31.12.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May this solstice, this Yule, be one of reflection and healing and growth for you and yours and ours.

It's Yule, y'all. Blessed be.

21.12.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

...You know? I think I may still be extraordinarily depressed

17.12.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know how much you have to suck to make most of my friends root for the Catholic Church?

13.12.2025 07:14 πŸ‘ 904 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
Blogatog i wish more cards had flavor text We are working on creating metrics to help increase the amount of flavor text in sets.

markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/8027604...

Yah!

13.12.2025 07:32 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

06.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 4199 πŸ” 1379 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6

still insane to me they made SCP Foundation: Brutalist House of Leaves and also its one of the best games of all time

03.12.2025 05:16 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that, like, The focus of the show or just something that happens every episode regardless of the rest of the plot? Would watch either way.

01.12.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Although none have entries in Hermeneuticon, I'll mention in passing that today is the anniversaries of the Greater Feasts of Horace in 8 bce, Ada Lovelace in 1852, and Alexandre Dumas fils in 1895. So, write some Latin odes, machine code some difference engines, and … load your father's muskets!

27.11.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyone talking to Socrates:

26.11.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window.

Orange is Sanguine
Green is Melancholic
Blue is Phlegmatic
Yellow is Choleric

Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric

26.11.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 3126 πŸ” 961 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 33

Since apparently there is James Bond discourse, here’s the simplest way to get out this self-imposed β€œhow do we unkill Bond” mess.

YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS

Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number.
New Bond.
Set it in the 60s.

EASY.

11.11.2025 22:03 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 7

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

11.11.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 10055 πŸ” 2711 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 114
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says β€œwho else was just β€˜following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

11.11.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 7027 πŸ” 1688 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 51
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h
ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

07.11.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 22419 πŸ” 5680 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 309

Happy Halloween everyone! May all your spooks and sweets be blessed by the thinning Veil.

31.10.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fundamentally my thing is that I actually do think there are lots of extremely cool uses for LLM technology and yet 99% of what I see people actually using it for in practice is the absolute dumbest shit imaginable

31.10.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who thinks writing β€œlooks like AI”
has fundamentally failed to engage any actual thinking at all

AI output looks like it does because it’s aping real writing

24.10.2025 12:03 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1