Ty Duffy

TFW you already know who's winning the F1 drivers and constructors after one qualifying session. Congrats, George.

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45 group texts and emojis and counting today about the JK class library email having the wrong day the kids were supposed to bring in flashlights.

Hyundai Kills the Regular Ioniq 6 Electric Sedan, Just as It Gears up to Launch the Sporty N Model The Ioniq 6 N sports sedan is still coming to the U.S., but the less powerful versions of the Ioniq 6 have been eliminated from Hyundai's EV lineup.

Not too surprised. It's a great daily driver. But never quite understood why anyone would buy this over the Ioniq 5, which is more practical and less weird-looking. www.caranddriver.com/news/a706106...

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

I think there's a niche to peel off tech people who aren't car people and would have just bought a Tesla five years ago. And maybe those are people who would be intrigued by Rivian more than a legacy OEM. But yeah needs to be at least reasonably affordable and get off to a quick start.

Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ you're doing this very wrong, youths. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...?

Gotta go 7. Simple. Reliable. Not going to smear.

I don't know how to process this when dirt staches and hockey lettuce are "in" now.

7 more minutes of this Arsenal-Brighton match is cruel and unusual punishment.

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LinkedIn noting I'm looking for freelance work and waiting to bait me with fake profile views.

Yeah I mean don't joke about your female subordinates' sex lives as a male boss seems like a good rule to live by

Because the only thing hotter than having to shelter in place in a self-inflicted war zone is knowing Mike Huckabee is thinking about you doing it.

Got the ludicrously tiny buckles on 5YO’s tap shoes done in under a minute with zero swearing. Not all heroes wear capes.

He very occasionally remembers he has degrees from UVA, Vanderbilt, and Oxford.

True leadership is taking the most extreme actions possible, workshopping the justifications for them ex post facto, and letting the consequences sort themselves out.

Would throw in advancements in battery tech, if we ever get back to a sane world.

The hot new trend for young guys who can’t cook is…hamburger helper?

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Semi-related: Don't do single-game parlays. Don't do in-game parlays. Don't do parlays of any sort. There's a reason why gambling sites are pushing those.

Wait...so I might be able to get the Red Wings on YouTube TV...and half the coverage won't be recommending laughable in game parlays?

Every checkup for anything now: "Everything looks perfectly healthy, but you're getting to the age where..."

What does the absolutely chaotic ski resort buffet filled to the brim with people need? Ah, yes, a DJ pumping "Ballroom Blitz" over the cacophany.

Almost Oscar Goodman time.

Tacos no problem if I am permitted antiacids. If we're presuming light Mexican lagers, I think I could survive that. Question would be whether I could walk/hobble the 10 miles and that would count. My bum ankle would go trying to run 10 yards.

My spellchecker kept trying to autocorrect it to "Stellaris" for YEARS

I don't like being the person who fantasizes about chiming in with a "well, actually" bullshit dietary issue for my 5YO after getting 20 enthusiastic texts and emoji replies about one of the moms bringing in cookies in the JK parent group chain. But that was the lot I drew in life.

Wife: Breathlessly waiting for updates on the Quebec scenery after reading cozy mystery novels. Me: It's Michigan but colder...with more fromageries...and you can't understand anyone in English or French.