This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
Tell me lies, big little lies, pretty little liars, and little fires everywhere all sound like spinoffs of each other but they aren't. What a world.
Denver International, the official airport of "if I start running now I'll get to my next flight a bit after they start boarding"
How it feels to see Bbno$ do anything
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
Jarrett Keohokalole, Donovan McKinney, and Kshama Sawant for us house
Wahls internal + it's early
TransUnion sounds like something a lot more progressive than it actually is
Tired: Mimecast for Outlook
Wired: Mime look for Outkast
whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
Hackers, not an objectively good movie but the aura is too much fun
Saikat Chakrabarti, Jake Rakov, Elijah Manley, Emanuel Jones, Patrick Roath, Donovan McKinney, and Kshama Sawant as far as the US house is concerned. Possibly Troy Jackson in Maine too.
Mom come pick me up this is one of the weeks where decades happen
I read that in Peter Griffin's voice
The kids are calling it the "how much water can you put in a 64oz bottle of water from the McDonald's soda fountain before you're asked to leave" challenge
If I ever accidentally open an emergency exit door and an alarm goes off you can bet your sweet bippy I'm doubling down and claiming I saw something on fire
And maybe ask if he will replace communion wine with malört
I just want to know where the new pope was on August 8th, 2004
Holy shit 😭
*after accidentally watching a cartel beheading video* oh... I guess it wasn't cake