Aidan the Wizard

The air fryer blew the slice of cheese off my toast and now there's a puddle of cheese under the grill

Teeth are skin, not bones

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

When I was 19, Nathan Fillion seemed middle aged. Now I am 42 and Malcom Reynolds looks like a baby

People may not remember your name but they definitely remember your elbows

Anyone thinking China is going to invade is actually stupid.

The man power involved in occupying Australia in a meaningful way creates a giant logistical nightmare for very little payoff

China is more interested in regaining power over "historical China" and it's cheaper to just buy our resources

Consider using "wish granted!"

If there's "blood work" there should also be "blood fun" where they draw a couple mL and tell you your fortune -- like we know it's not real it's just blood fun.

we should go back to the days where if they couldn’t reach you by phone at home, you were either out at the soda shop with your friends or you were dead

I asked the cards and they said I'm the best

I have never used reversals and I'm the best Tarot Reader I know.

What if they made pants for men? Mants.

So hey, did Iran do anything specifically to provoke this attack or was it more of a "we've wanted to bomb Iran for a while" kind of thing?

Love too war

People have pointed you towards 2Krispii's music by now, yeah?

These poor kids, if only they knew how much their mum wants them to go to sleep so she can get absolutely railed

I wouldn't *wholesale* recommend it, it depends on the person and the reason for the depression/anxiety.

The problem with acid particularly is that it kind of takes you in your mind where you want to go. So if you go in as a sociopathic billionaire, you probably sustain that

I haven't done a lot of magicposting recently, things have been hectic but amazing

If you're having a spiritual awakening that doesn't match what anyone told you, the old ways all feel wrong, you're a q-bit in search of a system:

Message me.

#witchsky
#chaosky

Someone took the witchsky starter pack and put us all on a Maga block list.

I can't ever go to the us again due to fedposting.

All I'm saying is that the second amendment was designed with the current state of us politics in mind...

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PC/ slow cooker combo when?

I fell asleep during Troy, the only time I've done that in a cinema

Someone else bought my ticket and I still felt ripped off

Troy is the only film I've walked out on

There's an insect bite on my shaft and it's the worst thing thats ever happened

I'm adjacent to wellness and it's all this "divine feminine/masculine" nonsense that capitalist hippies love to internalise as about immutable gender/sex. Totally fucked

Great move, well done Pauline

I think it's funny that they don't realise she's taking shooters and Nat's seats before anyone else

I've been doing research (doom scrolling on FB) and if the very normal comments by very normal people on the Aus and Daily.Mail are anything to go by then the next PM will be Pauline governing a coalition of ONP, Nats, KAP and the shooters.

Ellison's Oracle and ,by extension, tiktok being proisrael and antijew feels very on brand for American billionaires