Steve

Scooterz: From Basics To Beyond (VHS) : 1377s

Having a Indie Sleaze themed party for my 42nd birthday

Putting the finishing touches on the set for my new talk show

Le jumpscare

I'm still a tech Soundwave

Bad stuff

Beaver tracks

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(reading the news to my wife) Huh, so they're coming out with a new Serum, which is only to be sold in extremely tiny glass bottles. Perhaps due to its concentrated powerfulness

Scientists have discovered a new kind of dust which is up to 10 times dustier than regular dust

At the airport I saw a grown up middle aged adult man pouring a packet of flavor powder in to a bottle of water. That's the kind of stuff you see at the airport

If you're going to tell someone an unflattering celebrity you think they look like, you can just say it to them, you don't have to specify that they "probably get this all the time" first

The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered

Hard to suspend my disbelief while watching Westerns... Seems hard to believe that not a single cowboy would come up with the technology for smokebombs, nunchaku, blow darts, etc, and easily dominate the Old West

What if it was Rogan Atkinson, he’d probably get his head stuck in a uhhhhhhhhh sensory depravation chamber

About me

Oncologist flipping open file folder: I’m afraid your liver is unc

Lenny Kravitz is Bawma in 007 First Light.

Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter

It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy,

Hey, Wicked For Good when you're done taking care of that green lady, we have our own funny colored supervillain here on planet Earth that we need your help with. And he's in the White House

If I was a kid and my parents had tattoos I'd be pissed. Each one of those things is like $200 that could be cash money in my pocket

Oh no an evil clown just showed up and is doing some clown tricks. Hopefully it’s normal versions of the clown tricks and not evil versions of them

Taking my big pants college daughter out for lunch at the local food hall

GeoCities began as BHI, which stood for Beverly Hills Internet,

Five anonymous Pentagon officials confirm that everyone in power actually had their eyes closed and ears plugged during all the parts when the war crimes were committed