Hank “Cursed Merkin” Finch

Hahaha word

Hahaha 🎯

Nobody sees ghosts of cavemen

It’s strange that The Penguin spin-off is really good when it came from such a shit movie

If I saw Robert Pattinson’s The Batman in theaters I would have had to leave because I think it’s so bad that it makes me laugh out loud and I would be ruining it for other people

For a long time I didn’t know that My Chemical Romance was a band. I had never heard a song and was only familiar with the shit ton of merchandise I saw like shirts, pants, shoes, backpacks etc. I thought it was a clothing line from Hot Topic or something

New comic! Wherein Cord makes his preferences known.

I like how there’s still people that say no one is above the law

After Robert Pattinson’s Batman tells Alfred he’s not his father I bet he goes to his room and listens to My Chemical Romance

Vote Blue Fish no matter who

I’m surprised they’re 6000 years old. That’s older than Yoda

Make peace with your defeats (unless they involve soup).

What about a hot dog with heroin inside?

The remake we all knew was coming except the last news IGN gave was that the Black Flag remake was cancelled

I just ate a cupcake
What the hell have you ever done?

I would put Killing Joke even further down the list if I knew more

Jokers I’m familiar with ranked

1. Mark Hamill Arkham Asylum games

2. Jack Nicholson Batman

3. Heath Ledger Dark Knight

4. Joaquin Phoenix Joker

5. Knightfall saga comics

6. Cesar Romero 60’s

7. Killing Joke

My great uncle played the dilruba on Within You Without You by The Beatles.

My (millennial) husband & I were friends first but I initiated. I was 99% sure he liked me but it was complicated. Also, I was the breadwinner. Now he is. Maybe we’ll flip. When we tried for a kid, I made more. He has better exec functioning. He’s also secure in his masculinity.

Throwing Ropes Thursday!

Evergreen sentiment

And it’s a PG movie meant for kids

Misused word of the day -

The word “Prodigal” means extravagantly/excessively wasteful

The definition has nothing to do with someone leaving and returning

Everyone’s so proud of their brainwaves

Look at my brainwaves!
Look at my brainwaves!

Shut up

Just to be clear, I think it’s fucked up
this is supposed to be funny and cute

Remember in Simon Birch, during a nativity pangeant Simon plays baby Jesus and the girl he has a crush on is Mary and when she leans over he grabs her by the breasts and pulls her in on him.

But it’s cute and funny because he has dwarfism and that makes it ok to sexually assault her

I don’t understand the appeal of Wordle. Just not my thing I guess.

I don’t think you should feel like a moron for a game that’s based on starting with random guesses

Ah, I thought they were supposed to be “real answers”

That makes me feel better and as a fan of absurdity I can appreciate the nonsense

In Batman Returns, Michelle Pfeiffer is so hot in that half-dead goth look