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felonious chönk

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sometimes you have to stop talking and look at the good in life and let your heart be open and fall in love with the world again, and it's not easy but you have to do it or you'll go insane. that's the Cait method

07.03.2026 15:50 👍 774 🔁 63 💬 10 📌 4
Rep. Dan Crenshaw says culture of
misinformation fueled his primary loss:
"The truth didn't matter"
The fourth-term congressman, who lost decisively to state Rep. Steve Toth, said baseless attacks about his
alleged insider trading and gun stances fueled the upset.
BY GABBY BIRENBAUM
MARCH 6, 2026, 4:25 P.M. CENTRAL
REPUBLISH SHARE

Rep. Dan Crenshaw says culture of misinformation fueled his primary loss: "The truth didn't matter" The fourth-term congressman, who lost decisively to state Rep. Steve Toth, said baseless attacks about his alleged insider trading and gun stances fueled the upset. BY GABBY BIRENBAUM MARCH 6, 2026, 4:25 P.M. CENTRAL REPUBLISH SHARE

"Fire hurts," complains arsonist

www.texastribune.org/2026/03/06/d...

07.03.2026 04:15 👍 4956 🔁 709 💬 67 📌 31

we are so cooked bestie

07.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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sometimes a man makes decisions, for better or worse

07.03.2026 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I really wish I could quit seeing this fucking picture on my timeline accompanied by the most inane opinions imaginable.

05.03.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also, and I cannot emphasize this enough, *children*

05.03.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good thing I’m barren (middle aged and gay)

04.03.2026 23:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

never do this again

04.03.2026 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Likely true.

04.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i've gone feral in 2026. binging Judge Judy reruns on youtube. no regrets!

04.03.2026 17:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can’t talk right now I’m making enemies over on the Olive Garden subreddit

04.03.2026 03:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my entire life has improved immeasurably since I was able to transition to 50/50 remote work. far less social exhaustion.

04.03.2026 01:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*snorts*

03.03.2026 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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big fan of this

26.02.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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roses are red
players are insatiable

26.02.2026 23:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

about to do the *real* work of launch day (logging in to 3,827 characters to get their rested XP goin')

26.02.2026 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we do not need this right now.

26.02.2026 23:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

counterpoint: girl you deserve this

24.02.2026 14:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can I like this if I’ve never experienced it firsthand or is that like stolen valor or smth

23.02.2026 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(thinking on my feet after realizing my posts are bad) bluesky is dying

23.02.2026 02:33 👍 1319 🔁 129 💬 38 📌 3

emotionally compromised by his pink blankie AGAIN

20.02.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THE IS MY
LAUNDRY DAY
SHIRT
IF YOU TRY TO HIT ON ME
I WILL KILL US BOTH

THE IS MY LAUNDRY DAY SHIRT IF YOU TRY TO HIT ON ME I WILL KILL US BOTH

working on a shirt to wear to the laundromat

20.02.2026 17:38 👍 2614 🔁 357 💬 23 📌 10

like are we talking about fresh tennis balls because goddamn.

20.02.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*snort*

19.02.2026 05:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Discord image from Project Gorgon that just says, "Everything is back to normal. You are now clear to resume life!"

Discord image from Project Gorgon that just says, "Everything is back to normal. You are now clear to resume life!"

I want this for all of us

18.02.2026 18:33 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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the duality of man

14.02.2026 03:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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every day I regret literacy

13.02.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.02.2026 02:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

11.02.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

POST THE LAUGHING VIDEO
I BEG

11.02.2026 21:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0