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Nabbit from the Super Mario series

Dang, he got buff

"If you didn't want to have a bath, you shouldn't have gone swimming in brackish water that had you coming out smelling like sewage" is certainly an experience I've had.

Gonna get the classic "people who supported it from the beginning will have never been wrong, and people who opposed it from the beginning will have never been right"

Everything about this story is the most Gendercrit shit ever.

Have treated myself to a birthday that's been a completely normal, unremarkable day because I'm interesting like that.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Unfunny reply trying to piggy-back likes off the Viral Post

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Yeah, Reaper Man always felt like at least two different books messily stapled together to me.

Wondering if we're getting to the point where they'll do away with the euphemisms and just outright call them "Muslim Lovers" in their smears.

I remember the last time I played it, for the last cycle I beat every boss and did as many sidequests as I could in the 3 days. Made the world as good as possible before facing the terrible curse mask.

be stinky

Electability seems to be a general aesthetic, rather than anything related to winning elections.

"The Right continues to believe in and uphold a rigid racial hierarchy, and resort to egregious historical revisionism in support of this project. Meanwhile I personally find the Left to be annoying. In conclusion, both sides are as bad as each other."

We're told all the time there's no fucking magic money tree to invest in public spending and yet these pricks are throwing away money hand over fist on actively making everything worse, hurting free speech, expanding genocide, fucking our healthcare and privacy.

Okay, why not?
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Meh. Do you have another one?

Extreme Capitalism Brain Rot. "Number bigger mean number better! Number go up more and more forever!"

Professor Pat Pending in his Convert-a-car from Wacky Races

If I was rich I'd get one of these

I like when it panned over to the other skellydude who's like "Yo bud you ok?"

People are all the time like "I suppose you want completely open borders?" as a reductio ad absurdum, and I'm here like "yea"

I feel like if you're the kind of person who thinks of doing things beneficial for humanity, you're not the kind of person that would be able to accumulate that much wealth.

My go-to method of losing weight is to obliterate part of the Earth, reducing its gravitational pull. Yours is pretty neat though.

Back when the only names they had were stuff like "Yak Face" and "Slug Head".

I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it

"Now look, 'Let's go to Nonce Manor and do nightmare crimes' is clearly code for something completely innocuous, like getting ice cream or something."

This is the first time I’ve read details about a bomb that was set off in residential London street, destroying cars and sending shrapnel into kids’ bedrooms.

Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.

No matter how much money and power this guy gets, he will always be an absolutely suck-ass loser.

It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency – without evidence – of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition. Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administration’s dealings with Venezuela’s new leadership.

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

"Ms. Perry is a journalist based in Britain"

Think I've found the source of the problem