bee

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

holy shit those first two Cranberries albums are SO good why did it take me so long to listen to these

"We can offer you a replacement repatriation bus service?"

Husband: it’s like she’s become a different person with all this trans stuff. She stays up all night posting on Mumsnet, I’m worried about her - do you guys have Mumsnet?

Chinese intelligence officer: 兄弟, 现在就跟她离婚吧。

Joani Reid, MP for East Kilbride and all-round horrible piece of shit

"We can always tell" woman fails to identify Chinese Intelligence Asset she married.

a girl shoves her girlfriend on the couch. she playfully says "omggggg babe quit being so spiritually israeli" the girlfriend replies, exasperatedly, "ya gotta stop sayin that shit"

Shabana Mahmood really going for broke in the Britain's Most Evil Woman competition this week

ryu ga gortonku: like a denton

Operation Chud Rage

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

you could not pay me to watch this

lo and behold

Holds up

POV it's 2029 in the UK

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

(7:00AM on urban construction site)

FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30

GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform

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a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork.

her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return.

please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

average twitter interaction

Zackiryu :0

I have to be one hundred percent honest I have no idea how to go about describing this one

basically what I do for work is destroy my brain in pursuit of jokes that will make maximum half a dozen civil servants laugh. anyway

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

why do some music genres have to have such weird names, how am i meant to say to someone "yeah i've been getting into pigfuck lately" and still have them look at me the same way

emerald fennell wuthering heights is so fucking bad oh my god

legally i dont think im allowed to say what i would like to say about every person involved in causing, supporting and writing this new schools guidance

this reads exactly like the starmer version of those "how the germans could have won ww2" posts that are all like "step 1, dont invade the ussr"

This is every article about ai being sentient