Ser Duncan the Y'all

PSA: Call your dad if you can

What athletes expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

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"Sorry, I can't talk right now"

Shortly followed by a 6... minute...long...voice note....

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Just think, if @sportssturm.bsky.social hadn't said anything, maybe Corby's bubble voice would still be going

Absolutely. Send all the heavy metal an 18 year old pop music fan needs to hear.

Thank you. Hopefully she thinks so too.
#FUNcle

The last time my niece visited, she logged into the YouTube app on the TV.

So now I'm screwing up her algorithm with awesome heavy metal.
#DontTellHer

The new grill is paying off ON A WEEKNIGHT

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"Better drink it while its still cold!"

There was a candy shop in Roanoke (may still be there) that sold Ranch flavored soda and I would give it to people I worked with on their birthday, then sit at their desk waiting for them to drink it.

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If you give someone your email address and clarify "all lower case" you were born before 1960

I enter every public restroom prepared to die there

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Tip came after his sideline attire became noticeable

I need you to show me how to post video clips to social medias

This is how the cul de sac rolls

Its not an entire hour, dont be ridiculous.

That's actually fair

6 am: hit snooze
630 am: hit snooze
7 am: out of bed
715 am: shower
730 am: flex in the mirror
830 am: arrive at office
11:30 am: get lunch
6 pm: leave office
630 pm: eat dinner
7 pm: sports viewing

The more I think about it, the more I am confident in saying, this would win Nic Cage an Oscar.

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Sheet*rock* not Sherlock

Insurance guy here. Call a roofing company you know, like and trust and get them to come tarp wherever they can see water getting in. Use them when you file the claim. Dry out the attic and Sherlock as best you can, do not let mold become an issue. Feel free to message me with any questions

I'm, like, the least perfect person, so you are very fortunate to know me.

PSA: If each one of my followers humbly donates just $13.22 (just 44 cents a day), your generosity and passion can make my dream of seeing Metallica in Vegas, a reality.

🎶🎵 In the arms of the angels...🎵🎶

Just Iran?
#potmeetkettle

(Boomer Sooner plays in a minor key)