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amen

Last time i was raptured they were all like no way, bro

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What are the two most terrifying words in English language

Isaac Chotiner:

oscar the grouch lived in a trash can, why can't i live in this applebees bathroom

If ww3 goes nuclear, I'm going full Joker mode and starting a cult in the sewers

Same and same!☺️

Not dead yet! For whatever reason. Good to hear from you🥰 You?

hello @thegrimreapernow.bsky.social

Hi Diz❤️

Jolly, you glorious bastard😘

It's true. This guy would scratch his own car at a key party 🏆👑 Congratulations @stuforreal.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

And so, in summary, fuck everything

you’re not wrong, but honestly, mental hellth sounds like an overpriced pickle-flavored kombucha. like, who asked for that?

(re: @stuforreal.bsky.social)

(threatening) god is everywhere

More like mental hellth amirite lol

Good time for it I hear

I think with a proper hype man i could get a couple more likes for my shitty-ass tweets

Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.

Demon girl carries a basket full of skulls in the woods

Over the River and Through the Woods

#Art by Anthony Machuca

you know who else circles back? vultures

The worst thing a species can be is delicious.

Man i haven't toppled a government in ages

Happy New Year, Diz!🥳❤️

a woman is holding a black cat with the words good luck on written below her Alt: a woman is holding a black cat with wishes you good luck

Hey. Happy New Year, Stu.

Woke up in a timeless void of, uh, timelessness again