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Tattooed cat-loving tree-hugging vegetarian queer feral witch. He/him. Co-creator of Mother Maggie's, Body Conjure, and Suspect Thoughts Press.

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Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote:

"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4705 πŸ” 1650 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29

Strongly recommend having a cat sit on top of you and purr when the world is bad

07.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
A nature museum display that says β€œraccoon urine: smell here” with a little squeeze bottle you can sniff

A nature museum display that says β€œraccoon urine: smell here” with a little squeeze bottle you can sniff

Don’t have to ask me twice!

21.12.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 1054 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8
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At this animal rescue, today is just another day

27.11.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh

26.11.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 4262 πŸ” 1652 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 28
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At least he went out with a smile on his face.

26.11.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple

24.11.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

19.11.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 12565 πŸ” 2492 πŸ’¬ 338 πŸ“Œ 172

I feel like we don’t say β€œfuck Ronald Reagan” enough.

05.11.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 1278 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 43

Shoutout to all the vegetarians and vegans in advance of Thanksgiving. It ain't easy watching the country celebrate the mass consumption of sentient beings and enduring the digs at your choice to abstain (35 years for me). Hang in there and keep cultivating your compassion for our animal relatives.

04.11.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Trick or treat! Oh…I’ll come back another time’

31.10.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Orange background illustration of a black cat, sporting a star and moon witchy hat,  a vest with patches, bandana around their neck, a pair of jeans with a rip and the left knee and some fancy shoes. Text written on the right saying. β€œ National black cat day. β€œ

Orange background illustration of a black cat, sporting a star and moon witchy hat, a vest with patches, bandana around their neck, a pair of jeans with a rip and the left knee and some fancy shoes. Text written on the right saying. β€œ National black cat day. β€œ

Happy National Black Cat Day! πŸˆβ€β¬›

27.10.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œFuck being the bigger person. I’m going to start biting people.”

β€œFuck being the bigger person. I’m going to start biting people.”

Mood.

11.10.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
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Gulliver’s Travels meets skeleton culture. Genius!

06.10.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
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"If we lose hope, we're doomed."

We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

01.10.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 13082 πŸ” 4305 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 251

One day you’re young and fun then next thing you notice you have to shave the tops of your ears

01.10.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
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This only happens to you once

26.09.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 21650 πŸ” 4228 πŸ’¬ 348 πŸ“Œ 181
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Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to ... The conservative founder of Turning Point USA made the comments following a mass shooting in Nashville last week that resulted in six deaths.

WHEN YOU REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT GUNS, PEOPLE DIE. PERIOD. GUNS DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING POLITICS ARE. But sure, go ahead and canonize a guy who believed gun deaths were "worth it." I make no apologies for saying this.

10.09.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 706 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 6
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QUALITY CONTROL TEAM 🚨😺🚨

#caturday

06.09.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 932 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 21

Covid sucks.

31.08.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For National Daffodil Day, here's Vincent Price in a field of daffodils.

21.08.2025 12:14 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i'm really sad about james dobson dying peacefully at the age of 89.

he should've died screaming in terror.

21.08.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 1566 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 11
Sign that says
DON'T BE A CUNT

Sign that says DON'T BE A CUNT

the key to a good life

15.08.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Things that are gained with age:
- wisdom
- decreasing vanity
- increasing ennui
- invisibility from young adults
- mossy exterior
- talons for rending
- the desire to retire to a crumbling castle on the coast, and live with chatty ghosts

10.08.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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Reading my fav passage from Lessons in Magic and Disaster, out Aug 19 πŸ’–

04.08.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 234 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

03.08.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 2553 πŸ” 414 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 41
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Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.Β  Purpose and

This is an executive order that lays the groundwork for sending homeless people and people with mental illness to concentration camps to be "civilly committed." It was never going to stop with immigrants.

This is horrifying beyond words.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

25.07.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 5760 πŸ” 3110 πŸ’¬ 246 πŸ“Œ 551
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Emily. You did it !!

23.07.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 7
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OMG it's here! I just received a box of incredibly beautiful author copies of my upcoming novel Lessons in Magic and Disaster, coming 8/19/25

A young trans witch teaches her heartbroken mother how to do magic. It's about families, queer survival, and learning to see clearly the people you love most

16.07.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5