jill madeline

Okay I take it all back. The clumber spaniel won Crufts so dog shows ARE valid

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

Every border collie’s energy is that of the kids running in weapons

Sometimes a dog will be a bit of a dick at judging and I’ll think “uh oh he’s in trouble” and then the announcer will go “this breed is allowed to be an asshole actually”

I saw god’s most perfect basset hound enter the arena and within five minutes they had disqualified him. For what? Smoking too tough?!?!?

It’s crufts time and wouldnt you know it. I’m yelling at the tv again

This sucks so much. Docter should be fucking ashamed. Hope to god he internalizes the righteous backlash and issues an apology

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Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.

Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.

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::taps the sign::

The LOTR meme but it says "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a NIMBY"

Love is Blind is back today. Every season we get closer to all the women unionizing and eating the men alive

every dog thinks they won best in show. and they're all right. except the chihuahuas. i hope they know that they lost

they gave the reserve best in show ribbon to the dog to hold . that's hers

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

I just saw a dog gaze up at the judge with big brown doe eyes… and yet the judge will not award them first place… she is made of stronger stuff than I

The St. Bernard , which has never won group, came in second in group. Second. This competition was designed in a lab to make me lose my mind

Don’t get me started on the St. Bernard

An unserious endeavor. The golden retriever has never won best in show at Westminster. Name a better dog. In 150 years these chumps could not!!!!!

Devoting my life to show dogs, breeding hounds and building credibility with the community, finally gaining the respect to be a group judge, all so I can make the basset hound the winner without even looking at the other dogs

Hoisted by my own petard: the old English sheep dog IS a good dog

Yes we are. We’re going to stop them

Oh the Australian Shepard? The Welsh corgi! Groundbreaking

I watched a judge walk by beautiful and unique dogs and then pick the same fucking seven you always see like someone in Big Dog had a gun to her head

Three dozen great dogs and the judge will hand it to a mop every time

Me: yelling at the tv, furious about the dog show results
You, a Westminster showdog: unbothered, in your lane. You have no idea what a dog show is

The hound judge is an afghan hound breeder and he awarded best in group to the afghan hound. You tell me that sounds fair

I yelled at the tv

Nothing makes me angrier than when the dogs I like don’t get to win at the dog shows

Baseball has been around for over 100 years so it’s cool the Red Sox are trying to innovate the game by trying a new thing called “not having a third baseman”

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