heycaitlin

coworker asked if i used snapchat. i was like, i'm 43, isn't that illegal or something

i hope (perhaps in vain) that these numbers are so appallingly low because people are tuned out from news and not because 40ish% of the country approves of the gestapo

really wish i was not acutely aware of just how long an old man can still live looking like this (and worse)

is there literally anything ordinary folks can do about this stupid greenland shit? if someone is acting unilaterally then the standard "annoy the fuck out of your elected officials with calls, emails & letters" isn't going to help, and "demand impeachment if he does it" does nothing for prevention

yes! an older friend's dad just died at 100 years old. he had everything wrong with him pretty much and his body just. kept. going.

as much as i want this man to die and die soon, i have had relatives who were this unhealthy and this non-compliant and they still lived another ~10 years 😔

what do you even buy for a person who doesn't drink, hates scents, isn't into tech, doesn't do spa or salon anything, has one hobby that they buy things for constantly, is already well covered on streaming & music, and doesn't eat much because they're on a GLP1

inside you there are two Lindas

those 5 little words that every lady wants to hear:

let's go to wing night

i love when dogs have the neon nighttime collars, it looks like they love to party

whenever people start talking to me about how dangerous they think baltimore city is they are always talking about the parts i have lived and worked in, all of which have some of the least violent crime

i had the most intense uber driver just now. he gave a time estimate of my house to bwi which was really short and i was like 'wow, that's crazy, one time my old boss did downtown to bwi in 12 minutes' and before i could complete the last syllable he says "i could beat that"

anyone ever ask about jury nullification at jury duty? i haven't but i bet they get real mad

i want to go to a party where the theme is that you MUST dress as one of bosch's weird little guys

big agree! terrible name, fabulous food. i got a piece of uncannily realistic faux meat and cheese lasagna the size of duvet last night

dear baltimore vegans and vegan-food-enjoyers: if you have not tried oleum yet you need to immediately

just need to say that i fucking love riding on amtrak. i've travelled, i know we don't even have a good train system in this country, but i still love it. i'd love it even more if it were better.

yesterday a client told me that they "really didn't appreciate how explicit that one song was"

and the song they were talking about was the clean version of M.I.A. - Bad Girls

i've read the lyrics like 10 times and i still have no idea what they're talking about

(extremely baltimore voice) more like smells point, amirite

one thing that seems missing from the charlie kirk discourse is the fact that 90+% of people had never even heard his name before he got shot

exactly! i don't mind sharing the road at all but paralyzing every business and trapping every resident on falls road for half of the weekend is not going to be appreciated by most. especially when it's on the exact day that southbound 83 will also be closed 😳

the road closure map and duration for this saturday's bike race feels like it's designed to make people angry at cyclists

my theory for 1 reason (there are many of course) why some people can't accept this as fact is that they think visual signs of poverty = danger & crime.

i think some people see addicts, see the unhoused, see graffiti, see litter and think "well how could there *not* be a ton of violent crime!"

if this were true then the majority of mass shooters would be women.

why won't this piece of shit fucking die already?!

i really hate when fitness instructors say stuff like "one vertebrae at a time" - vertebrae is the plural!!! you mean vertebra!!!

but who wants to be that guy right? i won't correct anyone because that'd be annoying as hell

more like Long-y amirite

i'll save you a click- there is no pic of the breasty cat in the article

currently looking at a labubu clipped to a 32 year old's purse but it is my understanding that the children enjoy them as well

*furby tattoo

i only just learned what a labubu is and i have already seen a rather large labubu tattoo. this is equivalent to having a beanie baby tattoo or a furry tattoo, no?