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NOT FRED DURST

@limpbizkitofficial

the artist formerly known as biscuit

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Latest posts by NOT FRED DURST @limpbizkitofficial

weather people / storm chasers get soooo horny for a tornado super cell smdh

20.04.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just gave myself second hand embarrassment listening to Get Low full vol in my headphones

19.04.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me having arguments with myself while trying to load the dishwasher the β€œcorrect way”

06.04.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh did you graduate with a degree in dishwashers

06.04.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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using Bluesky like it’s Instagram circa 2013.

05.04.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SPRRIIIIINNNGGGGGGG

30.03.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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baby

27.03.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.03.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a man walking on the treadmill next to me is crying at 6:00 am. Should I cry harder

25.03.2025 11:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They say owners start to look like their cats or something (nobody says this) #cat boop

25.03.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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also! Happy anniversary to this - what the fuck is up Dallas airport

24.03.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I also used to draw my shirts upside down. What a fucking idiot

23.03.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hung out with a 10 year old today. We vibed so hard. Referring to me, she announced to everyone β€œshe gets it”. You know what hell yeah

23.03.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BLep

22.03.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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zucchini hat for cat

21.03.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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saw two birds freaking each other while admiring this Magnolia. guess you could say I’m sprung for spring

21.03.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chappell Roan billboard spotted in Missouri 🧐 @chappellroanbr.bsky.social

12.03.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

doing my taxes in less than 10 mins > actually reading any of the questions. oh well!!!

10.03.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t think Official Branson, MO exists on here yet @pauladeen.bsky.social

10.03.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is not my handsome man

09.03.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuine question - where should I shop, in a relatively small town, that is littered with Walmarts?

08.03.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every time I see a weekend update SNL skit reporting on the daily horrors, i genuinely don’t know what’s a joke or not.

04.03.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me leaving all social media apps only to actively post on blue sky where I have no friends

02.03.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Denzel in The Equalizer is the neurodivergent superhero we all need

02.03.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok real talk, Disney world or Disney land?

02.03.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what hell yeah

02.03.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

does wanting to go to Disney World as an adult, automatically make you a Disney Adult?

02.03.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

o shit that’s not the Official SDC hmmm taste of my own medicine perhaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01.03.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@silverdollarcity.bsky.social
What’s up so glad you’re here

01.03.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too

27.02.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0