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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Florida Teacher

This happened to me at 3:08am. I’ve been vibing since then I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I always forget how much of a Floridian I am until it gets above 75 and I feel the need to lay in the sun (with sunscreen of course)

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

I blame the close to 90 million people who didn't bother to take their lazy asses to the polls at all. May you personally suffer the pain of the heat of 1000 suns from the fallout of your apathy and inaction.

𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸, 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓷, 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯, 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓾𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓬𝔂❓

𝓖𝓮𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝓞𝓻𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵, 1984

In case you were ever wondering how Tolkien felt about Hitler, he called him a “vulgar and ignorant little cad” and a “ruddy little ignoramus.”

(Letters 81 and 45)

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

Another painting from The Sacred Wood Oracle Deck: "Metamorphosis" (8x10 inches, oil on wooden panel). I’m so incredibly grateful for the love and support...almost all the decks have sold out! Thank you all so much! I’ll be ordering more soon 🌿

#oracledeck #oraclecards #cardart

Kinda hoping my town in central Florida gets snow. I mean, if global warming is gonna end us, might as well toss a snowball or something.

Sharing my writing finally, so let me know what you think. open.substack.com/pub/liveouts...

So I posted my first Substack ever. I’ve wanted to post some of my work for a while, but have been afraid. Check it out if you’re interested

open.substack.com/pub/liveouts...

Don’t let him steal your sobriety.

If you’re sober and were a stress drinker like me, about 2/3 cup of water and topped with sparkling white grape juice severely mimics champagne. If you want it to taste more like bubbly wine, so only half a glass of water. I was having the urge to drink and made this and it’s curved the desire.

The way I’ve had pent up rage for years and this is just like spurning it on. I don’t think they’ve realized what they created for those of us with Uranus and Neptune in Aquarius.

I thought all of you needed a picture of my cutie pie little man just cozy in his bed.

Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️

Does trump realize wearing a toupee is gender affirming care? No? Interesting

Idc is TikTok is “saved.” That app is staying deleted because I refuse to feed into the false claim that trump saved it when he initiated the alert for its safety years ago.

For the quintessential Bluesky experience.

We can make them together, because heyyyy

an orange cat is looking defiant because he is doing extremely critical snuggling right now

Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job

no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet

I absolutely refuse to watch anything inauguration related. I will read, write, workout, meditate, watch a lesbian romcom not centered to male gaze, cook a delicious meal, ANYTHING to not give that man the eyes he wants. I absolutely will see anything wild here later. I refuse to do that to myself.

I love you so much. 🤍🤍🤍 Grateful for you.

I know being in Florida taints my perspective, but this group of people seem to consistently be terrible. I know Europe is different, but my male friends abroad have shared with me that it’s hard to find that male support system because of others’ gross behavior or lack of emotional intellect.