Not the Onion.
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The hold music at this doctors office is like a Muzak version of Joe Jackson's Be My Number Two and I need to get off this line so I can clear my mind by listening to the real song.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
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Especially sorry tonight that my aunt is gone because she would have reposted the hell out of this.
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Lice check, ha ha
I be the anti-bug rhythm rock shocker!
Survived the lice check, one other teacher not so lucky.
That is helpful, thanks!
Mini Mix Cereal Bowl Scented Soy Aromatherapy Candles
I am not getting this but I think you should.
I have been entrusted to buy some spa stuff for our colleague who is beginning chemo this week and Nordstrom's beauty sale is going on rn, look out.
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Nobody has ever been so lyrically yet thoroughly excoriated as in this piece. And yet, few people have ever deserved such a complete dismantling as the Prince formerly known as Andrew
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
That's his last name! No idea where Cheslor comes from, either.
I mean, a lot of people saw Argo, and as long as they weren't out getting popcorn, it's stated in the first five minutes.
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Yes, definitely. More complex.
Anais Anais. I've been wearing it since the 80's but I guess they reformulated it since I bought my last bottle and I want the original.
From the nation that brought you My Lai and a thousand other horrific massacres.
The classic perfume I ordered weeks ago on eBay arrived today so now when the world ends I will smell like the 90's.
Is Cuthbert a common name in Nicaragua?
Every single professional journalist who uses the phrases “Department of War” or “Secretary of War” without scare quotes should be lined up on a public viewing stage and bopped on the head with a giant inflatable hammer that says DUMB DUMB on the handle and makes fart sounds.
OK, the time has changed, let's start thinking about Opening Day.
So Country Joe sleeps with the fishes?
I have not been saving this joke since 1969, I swear.
On International Women's Day, may this humble and male baseball fan offer a reminder that "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is actually a song written from the perspective of a young woman.
She's instructing potential suitors as to how to impress her.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me...
There it is.
This still hasn't happened on the delayed MASN feed. Annoying.
I downloaded it and signed up... hopefully it will show the game on time.
