TraVfBis

As I’m originally from Nor Cal I’m still adjusting to the ways of this strange land called “the Midwest” 🤣

Our Brownies are awful in any language, so it should still be fine 🫠

Just finished “Life of Chuck.” Takes some investment but … 🥹

“About the turkey, Franklin wrote that in comparison to the bald eagle, the turkey is “a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America...He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage.”

Kinda fits 🤷🦃

As if I need any fantasy football help😒

Now, which QB’s to choose for my American fantasy football team🤔

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🤣🤣🤣

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Idk what’s more impressive, taking credit* for the efforts of 13 year old athletes two weekends in a row or rocking the “hey, you look like my grandpa!” bucket hat #MiddleSchoolDynasty

I'm ready.

youtube.com/clip/UgkxL64... (a bicycle kick assist*!)

and

youtube.com/clip/Ugkxthl... (a laser* of a goal!)

And yes, that's actual real in-game speed 🐌

So, so ready💪

At least I was ready 30+ years ago 🤣😬👴

Is Bayern that good or Leipzig just that bad? RBL lost a bit and Ole Ole Ole has never really inspired 🤷

Always thought Doctor Doom would have a nicer car but maybe they’re right … “evil doesn’t pay” 🤷

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Wait… which one of us is Alan, Stu, or Phil?? 😬

As a 20+ year coach* of track and field I can assure you hydration is certainly not necessary

*Legal disclaimer: 20+ years does not mean 20+ “successful” years

There is literally something called the “Jordan Rules.” Books, documentaries, etc., have been created regarding it. If you watched 1980s/1990s NBA, this is common knowledge. Adapt and adjust.

Perfect summer day in Cle w/ some ⚾️ & 2 of my 3 nimrods & repping mustard & #VfB (tho onion won the race today… if you know you know, eh @deisenbraun88.bsky.social?!)

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So much 💶, who IS this club and what have they done to my #VfB?!

Please God, please please please do not announce a #VfB + Cleveland Browns partnership please please

Well, that’s a wrap & the 3.5 streak stands at 0-28 & 648 days winless💪

Indeed, ended the ‘25 3.5 tennis year w/ a “perfect” solo season at 0-7 & a nigh-perfect team season at 1-9👌🏼

New ratings come out in December to reveal ‘26 status so that’s when we’ll find out if- when? -we’ve been relegated😬🤣

Let’s see how this actually turns out … 👨🏻‍🍳

😴😴😴

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I’m interpreting that as … A CHALLENGE!

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Well how ‘bout that. A local Cleveland-area brewery inspired by … Stuttgart. Time to investigate…

#VfB

In their defense… when I know ahead of time, based on who we are playing, that I’m gonna for sure lose at rec league 🎾 I usually wear one of my ex- #VfB Waldemer Anton kits hoping for some kind of ironic cosmic justice🤷

That’s a level of commitment that I’m not sure even I contain 🤣

I’m coming for you, Tasmania 🤣😂😬

Not sure who this attractive emoji couple is (ahem) but #NoKings

I can barely sleep 5 hours let alone play tennis for 5+ hours, yeesh 😬

But wow 👏