Birdy!

Bizarre creature with malice in his heart towards butch lesbians

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

Back in the manuscript mines

I’m outside drinking a beer and he’s sooooooooo mad abt it

It’s time to re listen to one of the greatest albums of all time

Only hockey game I’ve been to in the past few years and it opened with an Ovi goal and a fight. Life can be so cool.

😋

Approximately one billion middle schoolers just got into the bus I’m on and I’ve never wished for death faster

He’s kind of like if an evil vizier became boy king

A female husband is a natal female, living as a man, who marries a woman. The term was used from the seventeenth century, and was popularised in 1746 by Henry Fielding's fictionalised account of the trial of Mary Hamilton, titled The Female Husband.

The fact that it’s genuinely 81 degrees in my office at this moment is causing me severe mental and physical damage

Ovi breaks Gretzky’s record

Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

We’ve seen that celly before…

Untitled, by Hilma af Klint, 1941, 📸 by @jenkchu.bsky.social

Most tense I’ve been watching a hockey game since the cup run

I feel like I’m out of my body it’s real and it’s happening holy shit. Hockey is so awesome

Sometimes when I look at him and I’m not wearing my glasses he looks like he has a vaguely human face

My discover feed apparently thinks I’m really into gay men’s thirst traps

Finally got a new headshot for getting a job, having a job, etc, and it’s kinda bad but at least it’s not from high school

Never trust a straight man to do a butches job (building literally anything)

Me vs the desperate urge to order room service

Sleeping alone in a king size bed is literally so absurd. I do not need this much space.

My Spotify podcast adds think I am going through a tumultuous divorce.

La reproduction interdite (flipped), by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 by @dcodysweet

art in a cartoony style, with the establishment on top with four people drawn behind a podium / desk below them are the four abolishers seen, illustrated in a full body pose with a speech bubble referencing what they abolished

once upon a fortnight, the abolishers gather face to face with the establishment — it’s time for episode 3 of abolish everything!

I feel like my writing voice is soooo annoying but I’m far to lazy to develop a new one and my ideas and thoughts are much too important to keep from the world

one piece fan-art; luffy leaning far down, head turned to look way up towards the piercing blue sky

☀️ #onepiece

Never kill yourself sometimes you’ll get a text and it won’t suck

Ough ouch