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TIL that middle/high school kids still play Spoon Assassin. Wild.

I cannot believe I lost the game at the ripe old age of 31

Reskeet to yearn.

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Mike the Hedgehog (Metal Sonic in a mobian disguise, wearing jet-black sunglasses with his red eyes showing through), looks over his shoulder at the viewer in one panel. He's saying, "No, Sonic. When I said that I'm done being a monster," "I meant it." Whereas in the second panel we see Sonic standing some distance behind Metal with both of their backs turned to the viewer, as Metal returns a shopping cart to its rightful place. Sonic replies in another speech bubble, "...you know that only really counts when no one is looking, right?" Metal: "I don't exactly see a 'somebody' around here." Sonic: "--Sorry i frickin asked goddamn" [text slightly cropped off the screen]

Metal Sonic, man of Principles

Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song

Got an amazing thread of recs here for anyone else looking!

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“tits or ass” bro her entirety. the part is incomplete without the whole. there is no light without darkness, no ending without beginning, no coin with only one side. if you truly loved her you would love all of her. there is no dichotomy in nature.

HEY CRACKERS! DOLL IN THE TRANSFEMME USAGE COMES FROM BLACK TRANSFEMMES.

EMPTY YOUR SPACES ALL YOU FUCKIN WANT BUT THE BLACK USAGE PREDATES EMPTY SPACES BY LITERAL DECADES. STOP TRYING TO ERASE BLACK TRANS HISTORY JUST BC YOU IGNORANT AND WHITE

Looking to be around $300+ just for replacing the wiring of the house to get electricity going again. The bathrooms and general house need a lot of maintenance and repainting. Please boost! Any help is so appreciated 🖤

$jesstreez | $zoetreez
Venmo: @jessica-treefairy

Sorry to hear that your current job hasn't been great. I hope you land a better one soon 💜🫂

it annoys me when people act like alt text is for "real posts" and not for shitposts, alt text is even more important on shitposts sometimes where often humor is all about a certain context that can be easily missed

Reskeet with a saved image on how your day is going

Bluesky has a setting one can enable to automatically receive a reminder to add alt text to images. Having the capacity to use alt text and deciding not to is a deliberate choice.

There are bots that will fetch alt text and a feed (Alt4Me) for users with their own accessibility needs.

(nofeed)

sucks that if I want to try dating again I have to like, go back on dating apps and be vulnerable with brand new people and shit

I got a delicious cranberry orange scone that was the size of my open hand lol. 10/10 would eat again

A knight in armor; the first panel says “me thinking my mood is stabilized,” the second shows an arrow through the visor labeled “depression”

me, the sequel

I’m predicting now that in the future, there’s a chance the 21st century could become not a dark age but a gray age. An era where we have limited historical information not because of a lack of records, but because of an overwhelming abundance of fake or untrustworthy records.

No cheating! Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist; who is it?

this counts

Cupid Juni out here doing the gay lords work 🏹❤️