Jon 🎃

Harder

Loaded question

If you put a like on that, we’re married now

McDonalds tv ad: “you might be expecting a delicious sounding description, but do we really need it?”

Well, yes. Whatever plastic looking greasy burger that is looks absolutely disgusting so it would help

How did it all go wrong

Me from another decade

Never heard of him but I just saved some pics

Just 15 weeks until the nights start drawing in 🎄☃️

I think this bad grape might be the first alcohol I’ve consumed in 2026

I’ve over-porked myself

Early 2000s internet told me it was common for losing sports teams to do a naked lap of the pitch so I’m keeping an eye on the BBC 1 rugby just in case

I certainly wouldn’t want one of them up my bum

Well hello

Do you… smoke it?

Weekend work, or "You've been replaced by a bot"?

I have, however, just sown the seeds for my spring onions, rainbow chard and cavolo nero

If peace lilies were edible (they're definitely NOT), I could have quite the little food production enterprise going on here because I keep dividing them when they get too big and now I have exponential peace lily

Are you implying I dye my bum, sit here naked and wiggle?

I have no plans for today so I might just have another breakfast

I think that’s a mouldy one

I’d heard that

I appear to have lost some weight by snacking on chilled red grapes when I get the urge for something sweet

Thanks!

And high current will set fire to the wires if they’re not thick enough

The main thing I had to (re)learn was how parallel and series connections affect voltage and current. High voltage will destroy things in clouds of smoke

I started with a Bluetti all in one unit to understand how things work and then bought the individual parts to make it a bit bigger. This was during lockdown though so I was going a bit mad

I set up a solar thing on my conservatory roof a couple of years ago. Panels, LiFePO batteries and an inverter. Mainly Renogy parts

I tried to check into that hotel in 2022 before realising I was at the wrong one

Oh mine does that in the spring

Oh I could sort those out