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Love me violently or don’t waste my time.

Every day this weary rehearsal for future mistakes.

What to do with this multitude of microplastics and contempt.

Idk, just follow me around with a shovel and bury me where I fall.

It's all fun and games until I clench and rip your dick off.

Other than complete organ shut down, I don't really have a five year plan.

What's it called when you're too sad to masturbate?

maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes

My old tweets are popping up on Instagram now and I'm just wondering when the universe is gonna finally let me fucking heal.

Looking for someone to cast a spell that makes flies explode if they land on me more than once.

Fuck hard, cry harder.

We should turn father's day into another mother's day until men stop being pieces of shit.

Happy Belated Father's Day to those of you who can be alone with your kids without calling it babysitting.

I was a gifted child and I have been re-gifted many times since.

Masturbate with your middle finger because fuck you.

Most bags can be used as a body bag if you've got a strong enough blender and don't mind the mess

Oh great, there’s another fucking week this week.

I’m not trying to be dramatic but having to get up out of bed every morning is ruining my life

I can’t tell if I’m horny for god’s love or death’s cold embrace, what a conundrum.

I would give up shouting at trees for you.

I need to go walk 10 miles about this.

I don’t want to use distress tolerance skills. I want to blow up your car.

I almost shared some poetry. I better go.

Happy New Year, Moo Deng.

a 5 star rating sounds good until you remember there are billions of stars

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
AND THIS IS COMFORTABLE
AND I'M FINE HERE SEE YOU TOMORROW