Boorish Karloff

Using this image is cultural appropriation

ritual fun fact: burning sage casts out malign spirits because it smells like ass

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Chloë Sevigny walks into a bar

bartender says why the long face

kill me
merc me
charlie kirk me

we won’t heal as a nation until we collectively admit to ourselves that iceberg lettuce is just gay cabbage

what side of the political spectrum am I on if I think Joe Rogan is an unfunny douche but I also think Marc Maron is an unfunny douche

when my wife is out I don’t watch porn but I do watch female assassin films

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a queef.

-feminist T.S. Eliot

hurt my back wiping

given the current rate of technological advancement, how soon can I buy one of those suiside pods

I may be getting older but I’ll always get high to wagon wheel

it’s odd to see the trans women in sports debate on the news because I live in seattle and have yet to see even one trans woman who looks remotely athletic

welcome to seattle here’s your backpack

the lesson here is gold diggers need to be beaten IN the hotel room. once she’s in the hall she’s gone bro

do you think mosquitos ever use their proboscis to do gay shit

what deity would you tittyfuck I call baphomet

your mama so old she sucked dicks behind Göbekli Tepe

do you think the pope used one of those smoking censor things on a chain after he took a holy dump

your mama so old she got gangbanged by five etruscans

I didn’t vote for trump but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some dodgy west africans in my building

the kid who jacked off his brother was the only one who deserved to die #whitelotus

why is he called Longlegs? this movie is ass

the allegory of Plato’s goon cave

1-877-kars-4-kids on a motherfucking cop

“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.

rest in pope

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Azealia Banks @azealiaslacewig Subscribe It's true girl. You and grimes have that really annoying skinny boy body/ too hipster to swallow a nut/ mad insecure passive aggressive white girl who's never been in a fist fight/ talks a load of shit but doesn't wash her hands after taking a shit - closet racist thing about yall. Sry dasha @dash_eats 03 Oct 24 Bruh

was doing some research on the recent azealia post about musks fucked up pecker and found this lmao

Been wearing Jimmy fallons line of makeup for alcoholic men and everyone tells me how smooth and puffy I look. And happy. They pause for two seconds before adding that I look happy.