oh wow and why is that
oh wow and why is that
wow bluesky has its own version of the twitter employee who keeps getting hospitalized from choking on food
oh wow i haven't seen 50 guys post this exact thing before
yeah sure man, go for it
Sir this is a Wendy's
how does this guy have a computer job
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
RIP the army
Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake
Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am
This is what happens when you don't have a dumb older guy to smoke weed with when you're younger, you grow up to think talking to Jack Dorsey is illuminating.
Clearly none of your WWII books had any illustrations.
He looks like a professional juggler who is no longer allowed to perform at children's birthday parties
imagine being the ghoulish piece of shit motherfucker that runs this account and having to look at yourself in the mirror every morning.
It's happening!
So funny that the NYT has a whiny reply account for when people criticize your shitty rag
mancow's trying to steal json's whole style
Iβm ecstatic to announce that Eleanor & Frank Perryβs brilliant & controversial film βLast Summerβ has been beautifully restored to its 1969 theatrical cut. Premiere screening Sunday 3/29 at the American Cinemathequeβs Areo Theatre. Q&A with stars Barbara Hershey & Bruce Davison!
smh
this is making me laugh so hard
The best band:
Yeah
Congrats to MarkWayne Mullin, you're now fucking Corey Lewandowski
People saying that Lewandowski doesn't have a real position just erasing missionary
CHOTINER: You posted a joke-
You: Yes.
CHOTINER: In the format of an interview with me.
You: Yes, it's a very funny joke format.
CHOTINER: You think that your post was funny?
You: Y-y-yes?
Thanks, her vet sounded very optimistic. Hardest part will be not letting her lick me.
A black cat
She doesn't know she just got approved for chemo treatment.
a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o
i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api
give me 5 minutes with this guy
Always blows my mind, how the fuck is Richard Hell 76 years old and looking like that