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Freakbeat Takeshi

@fullykrausened

ian madison, wi. midwesterner, noise table guy, obsolete media format enthusiast. sometimes i write about movies. usually making soup.

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oh wow and why is that

07.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow bluesky has its own version of the twitter employee who keeps getting hospitalized from choking on food

07.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow i haven't seen 50 guys post this exact thing before

07.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah sure man, go for it

07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir this is a Wendy's

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how does this guy have a computer job

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 7023 πŸ” 1220 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 91

RIP the army

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 2066 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 72

This is what happens when you don't have a dumb older guy to smoke weed with when you're younger, you grow up to think talking to Jack Dorsey is illuminating.

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly none of your WWII books had any illustrations.

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a professional juggler who is no longer allowed to perform at children's birthday parties

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine being the ghoulish piece of shit motherfucker that runs this account and having to look at yourself in the mirror every morning.

06.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's happening!

06.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So funny that the NYT has a whiny reply account for when people criticize your shitty rag

06.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mancow's trying to steal json's whole style

06.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m ecstatic to announce that Eleanor & Frank Perry’s brilliant & controversial film β€œLast Summer” has been beautifully restored to its 1969 theatrical cut. Premiere screening Sunday 3/29 at the American Cinematheque’s Areo Theatre. Q&A with stars Barbara Hershey & Bruce Davison!

05.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7

smh

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1876 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 245

The best band:

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to MarkWayne Mullin, you're now fucking Corey Lewandowski

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People saying that Lewandowski doesn't have a real position just erasing missionary

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6

CHOTINER: You posted a joke-
You: Yes.
CHOTINER: In the format of an interview with me.
You: Yes, it's a very funny joke format.
CHOTINER: You think that your post was funny?
You: Y-y-yes?

29.10.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, her vet sounded very optimistic. Hardest part will be not letting her lick me.

05.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat

A black cat

She doesn't know she just got approved for chemo treatment.

05.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
a collage of these three tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 7665 πŸ” 2278 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 403

give me 5 minutes with this guy

05.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always blows my mind, how the fuck is Richard Hell 76 years old and looking like that

05.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0