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finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

Speaking the truth about Costco.

the hot dog will be a dollar fifty until the heat death of the universe

Do you have approximate dimensions?

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Adopt A Rent — Stand With Minnesota Adopt the rent of a family impacted by the ICE occupation in Minneapolis

Happy last day of the month!

Stand with Minnesota has a lot of rent needs and not enough donors. Can you help adopt a rent?

Extra points if you have Zelle, because we have a lot of Zelle needs and are at our limits.

If you can help: www.standwithminnesota.com/adoptarent

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

Taking the kid to a Girl Scout meeting later. Will attempt to NOT be online.

So, uh... Would anyone like some emotional support Girl Scout cookies?

My 9 year old LOVES cookie season so much. Just trying to keep something normal.

So, uh... Would anyone like some emotional support Girl Scout cookies?

My 9 year old LOVES cookie season so much. Just trying to keep something normal.

AKA "Dressing for Yesterday" season.

Normally our cupboards are open Wednesday to Sunday. They had supply issues and were closed yesterday and Wednesday. So it was just EVERYONE trying to make sure to get stuff for weekend booths. Insane.

Very nice! Today was apparently the worst anyone can ever remember it being.

Back of a hatchback car filled with many cases of a variety of girl scout cookies.

In my role as Troop Cookie Manager, I spent THREE HOURS in my car in line at the cookie cupboard to restock our troop ahead of the weekend. Took two full work meetings on my phone. Sell those cookies, girls!

I have a link available via DM if anyone wants some. We can deliver!

Re-upping this for anyone who may not have seen it. This is going to be a wonderful concert.

Lilly Wachowski $5,000 • Top donation

I do gotta say that if anyone had told teenage me that someday I would be prepared to personally bail out an entire high school but the woman who made The Matrix did it instead I would definitely have been like “ok somebody needs their meds adjusted”

What an absolute real one. Thank you, Lilly 😭

A tumblr post from user nitewrighter: Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Boss, it's the fascism.

YES, another great one.

a group of people are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying well she turned me into a newt ALT: a group of people are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying well she turned me into a newt

See?

a man with horns and a beard says " there are some who call me tim " ALT: a man with horns and a beard says " there are some who call me tim "

Just going to keep doing this all day.

a group of people standing in a field with the words help help i 'm being repressed on the bottom Alt: a group of people standing in a field with the words help help i 'm being repressed on the bottom

Really, it's this whole movie. Too many great lines to choose from.

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

They declared war on us because we are the truest blue blue state—didn't vote for Reagan.

They think they have nothing to lose.

They're killing us, hunting our kids, trying to jail all of our top politicians (Walz, Frey, Her, Ellison all under DOJ investigation, more)

This is MAGA civil war.

We still have cookies. My daughter is so excited to be selling them. We can deliver anywhere in the general Minneapolis area, let me know if you need any!

If I order from your kids and you order from mine and we just.... Keep the cookies we already have at our houses? No delivery required. Is that a thing?

Community in Concert The Sound that Brings Us Together Tuesday, March 3, 2026 7:00 PM Washburn High School | Minneapolis, MN Community In Concert is a celebration of the power of music to bring people together. Through shared sound, shared space, and shared experience, the City of Lakes Community Band highlights the strength, care, and resilience that grow when neighbors gather. This program reflects our belief that music is not just performance—it is connection, presence, and community made audible.

Concert poster showing many people joining hands. Text: City of Lakes Community Band Logo Community in Concert The Sound that Brings us Together Tuesday, March 3, 2026 - 7:00pm Washburn High School 201 W 49th St, Minneapolis, MN Free Admission - Donations Welcome

Please join me and the rest of the City of Lakes Community Band next week at Washburn HS for "Community in Concert" - a celebration of the power of music to bring people together.

A live stream will also be available on our YouTube page.

And yes, the Adventurefuls are amazing. My favorite of the non-Big Three. The new Exloremores are also legit.

There are going to be cookie booths at pretty much all Cub Foods locations starting this afternoon/evening and through the weekend. In case that helps.
Source: I am the Cookie Mom for my daughter's troop in Minneapolis.

Community in Concert The Sound that Brings Us Together Tuesday, March 3, 2026 7:00 PM Washburn High School | Minneapolis, MN Community In Concert is a celebration of the power of music to bring people together. Through shared sound, shared space, and shared experience, the City of Lakes Community Band highlights the strength, care, and resilience that grow when neighbors gather. This program reflects our belief that music is not just performance—it is connection, presence, and community made audible.

Concert poster showing many people joining hands. Text: City of Lakes Community Band Logo Community in Concert The Sound that Brings us Together Tuesday, March 3, 2026 - 7:00pm Washburn High School 201 W 49th St, Minneapolis, MN Free Admission - Donations Welcome

Please join me and the rest of the City of Lakes Community Band next week at Washburn HS for "Community in Concert" - a celebration of the power of music to bring people together.

A live stream will also be available on our YouTube page.

Gotta admit, I'm a little confused about the current men's hockey discourse. I grew up in Minnesota & every boy hockey player I ever knew was a bully. For example, I was once pinned against a locker and threatened with violence by the varsity hockey captain who later played in the NHL. Fun times.