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Audree Heartburn

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Not Audrey Hepburn yet.

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An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.

An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.

When the doorbell rings.

21.05.2025 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 352 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

23.05.2025 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 305 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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03.06.2025 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 318 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC

03.06.2025 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1321 ๐Ÿ” 572 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.

03.06.2025 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.

03.06.2025 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lindsey Graham Slammed For Posting Casually Cruel Threat Aimed At Greta Thunberg What is wrong with him?

He is disgusting.

03.06.2025 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9289 ๐Ÿ” 1963 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 980 ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
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The ultimate water sausage compilation:

02.06.2025 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 10605 ๐Ÿ” 1448 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 233 ๐Ÿ“Œ 162

I survived dial-up and disco. Iโ€™ll survive this, too.

07.05.2025 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 329 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se

29.11.2024 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1177 ๐Ÿ” 419 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 135 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

My joints predict the weather better than any app.

05.05.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 473 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now

05.05.2025 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1191 ๐Ÿ” 243 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Perilous journeys of the utmost importance

02.05.2025 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fine, thanks for asking

05.05.2025 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Retired, but still extremely opinionated.

05.05.2025 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 106 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm awake and I don't wanna be.

05.05.2025 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.

02.05.2025 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 12362 ๐Ÿ” 596 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 388 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*

The seeds: hehe perfect

Me: *poops in a toilet*

The seeds: no wtf

05.05.2025 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2408 ๐Ÿ” 150 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Love to see it !!!

04.05.2025 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9488 ๐Ÿ” 1436 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45