An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.
When the doorbell rings.
An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.
When the doorbell rings.
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.
40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.
The ultimate water sausage compilation:
I survived dial-up and disco. Iโll survive this, too.
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
My joints predict the weather better than any app.
sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now
Perilous journeys of the utmost importance
Fine, thanks for asking
Retired, but still extremely opinionated.
I'm awake and I don't wanna be.
Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*
The seeds: hehe perfect
Me: *poops in a toilet*
The seeds: no wtf
Love to see it !!!