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Youngster Justin

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Well, I didn’t do ALL of it for the nookie.

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k good to know.

11.03.2026 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Doctor: I also want you on 81mg of baby aspirin.

Me: I’m baby.

10.03.2026 19:43 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dog with diarrhea says sorry.

10.03.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me (finding parking at a hospital): Well at least if I hit somebody the hospital is right here.

10.03.2026 16:21 👍 59 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0
Bathroom selfie with a tired half smile.

Bathroom selfie with a tired half smile.

Off to bed*

*play leaf green for another hour or two before falling asleep with the switch on my chest while the battle theme plays on repeat.

10.03.2026 05:29 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The Celebrity Death Match episode we never got.

10.03.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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#WorldBaseballClassic

10.03.2026 00:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone actually write on the back pages of their legal pad? Idk feels inconvenient.

09.03.2026 22:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is why millennials hate working, we’ve been working full time since we were nine.

09.03.2026 20:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen, I had the time when I was TEN but between zoom calls in my thirties I have no time to waste here!!!

09.03.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forgot how awfully tedious leveling up Pokemon were in the early gens. I'm such a rare candy girly.

09.03.2026 18:16 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

WOW

09.03.2026 02:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of my dog on the couch looking at me, legs also down across the couch as well.

Photo of my dog on the couch looking at me, legs also down across the couch as well.

Happy to be home with my boy.

08.03.2026 04:06 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A knife block in the shape of a human with knives through it.

A knife block in the shape of a human with knives through it.

Finally, kitchenware I identify with.

07.03.2026 22:32 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forget how much my OCD makes me run to back to the Pokemon Center after every single battle.

06.03.2026 16:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dr. Robby and Dr. Abbot, Dr. Abbot says "I like her"

Dr. Robby and Dr. Abbot, Dr. Abbot says "I like her"

Next frame, Dr. Robby asks "More than me?"

Next frame, Dr. Robby asks "More than me?"

You jealous bitch.

#ThePitt

06.03.2026 04:03 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Dr. Barker of The Pitt

Dr. Barker of The Pitt

A hot new bombshell enters the villa.

#ThePitt

06.03.2026 03:19 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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Man I am so hot for Rick Devens in this episode.

#Survivor50

06.03.2026 02:38 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

SAME.

05.03.2026 23:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought it.

05.03.2026 14:56 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Crushing a row of Oreos for dinner because my parents aren’t the boss of me anymore.

05.03.2026 04:09 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not good at football or basketball. I’m probably really good at something like paddling a kayak to a floating coffin and retrieving a shield to protect myself from murder from the traitors.

05.03.2026 03:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mexico vs LA Dodgers? Venezuela vs DC Nats? Are these World Classic exhibition matchups intentional?

04.03.2026 23:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the correct take.

04.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bob from Bobs Burgers grabbing his neck, head up, eyes closed as if in distress, behind the steering wheel of a car.

Bob from Bobs Burgers grabbing his neck, head up, eyes closed as if in distress, behind the steering wheel of a car.

I don’t need Leaf Green for the Switch but I REALLY wanna play Leaf Green on the Switch.

04.03.2026 15:43 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gay powers weakening.

04.03.2026 15:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Needing to take off a band-aid in areas where you have hair is really just cruel.

03.03.2026 16:09 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Those who already run [GBA] emulators, are you still playing Fire Red/Leaf Green on the Switch? If so, why?

03.03.2026 04:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do the Etsy witches have anything else coming down the pipeline or are they still laying low after you-know-what?

02.03.2026 18:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HBO Max literally cannot keep a name for longer than a year.

02.03.2026 15:48 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0