kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.
Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.
Honestly nothing illustrates Newsom's unfitness for higher office than his willingness to talk to the absolute worst podcasters.
his own constituents
I'm from New Mexico, but I'm one of the pale people. When people see my driver's license or I tell them, people get very... confused.
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
are judges allowed to throw things at government lawyers?
oh he's crashing out pretty spectacularly in his oscar campaign
me to the annoying children who say I shouldn't be in the spaces I've been in since before they were born:
Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
Everyone is finally finding out what a twerp Timothée Chalamet is. He's a dweeby guy that got fame and fortune thrown at him way too fast and he was way too shallow to deal with it.
I used to call him fanny pack to his face because who wears neon green in the middle of the fucking desert.
DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
Me, in 2014, screaming at the top of my lungs for people to take Gamergate seriously
1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published
1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series
1997 - BBC remake
2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added
2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap
2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next
But I didn’t want us to be an Axis power in WWIII
Hearing Mike's screeching falsetto reveals one universal truth:
The Bee Gees never died... They just mostly died.
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
Rapist.
YAY! GO ALL OF US WHO COMMENTED!
Nice job using the process to put the brakes on!
ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
US Senators ARE NOT police. They do not have qualified immunity. They have zero authority to assault a protesting US Marine Corps Veteran. He broke the vets hand in a door, you can hear the bones crack. Call your Senators. 202-224-3121
sweet baby jesus this is all I want in my life
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
"Anger is real, and so is resolve."
now now, he's completely not racist. You just have to completely and utterly ignore everything he's ever said or done and make up a new version of him in your head.
The pod save bros couldn't tell a real beard if it jumped up and bit them in the face
Mine read "Get your filthy hands off our people's house"
Go look at a picture of the Pod Save bros and then at Graham Platner and then you'll see what I'm talking about.
Well, a cursory search seems like his disability stems from PTSD. But considering he claims he got it from his first tour in Iraq and then he went back to be a blackwater Merc, and I'm someone who ACTUALLY HAS PTSD, I'm giving it side-eye.
cover for a rich nepobaby failson with Nazi leanings because that kind of masculinity is a cover, but that would require these dweebs to finally internalize that gender is a performance and always has been.
