nacho likes airplanes 🔜 FWA

sweatti spaghetti

this may not seem like much, but it’s actually a lot

:3

my resume speaks for itself

this may not seem like much, but it’s actually a lot

it took me a long time to accept it 😔

i work hard but denial works harder

it is with a heavy heart that i announce that i believe i am somewhat allergic to cats

omg slut (affectionately)

🐶

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waiter: would you like more water

me: yes, thank you :)

waiter: *lifts cup*

me: thank you :)

waiter: *pours water*

me: thank you :)

waiter: *puts cup back on table*

me: thank you :)

waiter:

me: thank you :)

for the record i do wanna see abbott’s naked yoga #thepitt

i personally loved the way they presented it

yessssss

i did not have furry representation on the pitt in my bingo card

quirky ass little creatures

what happens at the eagle stays at the eagle

i understand dogs are picky in choosing where to go potty and all, but out of ALL the square footage available at her disposal she just had to choose to do her business right next to a used condom?

obsessed with this metro station in moscow that looks straight out of a sci-fi movie

ironically the same place where i met my boyfriend 😂

congratulations to the couple that just got engaged inside one of the stalls at the gay bar restroom. didn’t get to see the whole proposal but one of them was on his knees 😭💙💍

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7️⃣ for anxiety cause i can chew on the cap

i was raised with values

this is a 3️⃣ household

i need to see the CEO of boeing film himself eating a 737 the way the mcdonalds CEO ate his product

y’all think kim jong un feels FOMO that everyone is bombing themselves and leaving him out?

needs a pink first gen motorola razr

a silhouette of two monsters fighting each other in a field . ALT: a silhouette of two monsters fighting each other in a field .

EAT YOUR VEGGIES