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Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

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We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

03.03.2026 03:29 👍 4358 🔁 838 💬 108 📌 17
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A ★★★★ review of Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) "This is gonna be a copyright NIGHTMARE!" Pure joy from start to finish.

How did they even make this letterboxd.com/jstone13/fil...

01.03.2026 06:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh good

28.02.2026 08:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I only have this guy

28.02.2026 08:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Even Tony Kushner Warned Steven Spielberg About Making ‘Munich’ Kushner—who cowrote the screenplay for Spielberg’s controversial, eerily prescient film about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict—recalls telling the director, “You do understand that we’re going to get ...

a few months ago, i talked to Tony Kushner for an hour and a half about Munich

25.02.2026 16:06 👍 556 🔁 135 💬 14 📌 93
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I know Macbeth is shaking rn

09.02.2026 02:58 👍 233 🔁 56 💬 3 📌 1
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

05.02.2026 03:31 👍 29031 🔁 6950 💬 771 📌 1225

one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites

04.02.2026 04:07 👍 5672 🔁 1073 💬 76 📌 59
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Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.

30.01.2026 12:59 👍 13076 🔁 2450 💬 1088 📌 383
Waiting for Guffman- Chinese Restaurant Scene
Waiting for Guffman- Chinese Restaurant Scene YouTube video by Kat

youtu.be/MsqHBexWD1w?...

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He's pointing to a truth that he doesn't understand

25.01.2026 20:44 👍 562 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 2

Every time a Trumpist or Right-wing shitbird yawps about free speech, remember they are lying trash who would use state force to suppress your speech in a heartbeat if it suited their ideology or mood.
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23.01.2026 15:05 👍 1647 🔁 393 💬 13 📌 9

the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"

22.01.2026 13:42 👍 1194 🔁 184 💬 16 📌 19

pretty hard to look at the disparity between noms for Ann Lee and The Brutalist and not draw the obvious conclusion

22.01.2026 15:03 👍 138 🔁 26 💬 15 📌 3

Delivers every year, and this one's no exception.

21.01.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The moment it was crystal clear we were in the worse case scenario, was exactly a year ago when Trump pardoned every single Jan 6 perpetrator, including the ones that beat the crap out of cops and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.

20.01.2026 20:07 👍 6662 🔁 1300 💬 176 📌 58
Sherbs the orange and white cat on his back.

Sherbs the orange and white cat on his back.

Sherbs on his back again, but with a saucy paw this time.

Sherbs on his back again, but with a saucy paw this time.

They're calling him the most upside down cat of all time.

18.01.2026 19:45 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Sunfly karaoke guy

The Sunfly karaoke guy

We love seeing this guy

18.01.2026 03:19 👍 744 🔁 97 💬 21 📌 7

The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.

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Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.

09.01.2026 15:10 👍 4640 🔁 1181 💬 100 📌 23

this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy

05.01.2026 23:52 👍 12140 🔁 2234 💬 506 📌 140

A light in the darkness

06.01.2026 16:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sydney Sweeney Top 10 Juggiest Moments of All Time

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