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passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
The New York Times just well ackshually reply guy'd lmaoooo
Keep Calm
I Guess
"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if the British Commonwealth and Empire lasts for a thousand years men will still say, 'this was their finest hour'."
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Congrats to the beloved member of the community, Elbit! Please come up and light the third candle
Timeline poetry
Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy
When asked on Tuesday who he would like to rule Iran, President Trump responded: “Most of the people we had in mind are dead.”
“Now we have another group,” he continued. “They may be dead also, based on reports. So I guess you have a third wave coming. Pretty soon we’re not going to know anybody.”
War is sacred
"always the golfer, never the wildfire victim."
normal caveats about wealth measures vs GSP aside, we should not be surprised that the elite impunity political environment has been good economically for the people on top, and that all of this is not solely about getting to say slurs during business hours
yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)
Israel simply does not have the power to force the US government to do something it does not want to do. What Rubio is doing here, by claiming Israel forced the US hand, is making Israel the scapegoat for a US policy he knows is unpopular. This framing is going to be so bad for Diaspora Jews.
Maximalist aims maximalist consequences
It was Netanyahu's incitement that got Rabin killed. Netanyahu was always willing to kill or get people kill as a normal means of operating in politics. He's a nationalist sociopath.
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How are the Iranian people supposed to overthrow their government in these conditions? It’s hard enough to organize a revolution without missiles falling
Effigy of Hitler, Landsberg Displaced Persons Camp
In the Landsberg Displaced Persons Camp in Bavaria, Jews celebrated Purim in 1946 by hanging an effigy of Hitler.
I am categorically against the death of kids. If kids died, then you did something bad and should change course. Willy Wonka should have found a better way to determine who got his chocolate factory. Yes those kids survived but barely
The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace
The idea that people have made over $1M betting on the U.S. bombing Iran this month is gross.
I can’t believe people figured out how to make gambling even worse for humanity.
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
How can Iranians be expected to take over the government while missiles are falling? I’m genuinely asking
Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.
I think ultimately Israel will regret inventing the cell phone camera
They should invent a sport where I can watch the hockey players I hate get punched in the face. Ideally on a slippery surface so they fall, doing extra damage
Holds up
imo the threat posed by CBS News and CNN getting absorbed by pro-regime billionaires isn't that they're going to produce right-wing slop that convinces people to be right-wing, it's the dismantling of newsrooms capable of doing investigative reporting on the administration. Fewer eyes on the street.
if Platner isn’t crypto-fash, he’s comically unlucky at slipping on banana peels arranged to look like swastikas
look i know this sucks i really do but damn if ‘hey, bitch, the goyim are waking the fuck up’ isn’t the funniest sentence i’ve read in some time