Mr Craggs

This is what the internet should ONLY be!

After years and years of waking up and not daring to look at election results, it's such a joy to see ALL of the arseholes losing all at once!

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Travelasco, surely?

TRAGEDY AT THE OLYMPICS AS AN ENTIRE CROWD TURNS OUT NOT TO HAVE SEEN JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING, THOUSANDS ASSIMILATED

That's no way to talk about Alan Carr!

It's such a shame that there aren't any new actors...

I guess we're to presume the pig was toast? What a charade!

The same, but for martini's. You run out gin but you still have vermouth, so you buy more gin. Then you run out of vermouth but you still have gin, so you buy more vermouth. This is the circle of martini, and it is a good thing. If I ever ran out at the same time, well, I don't think I could go on.

I'm afraid that it's now up to you to be the nice paternal uncle!

Sending virtual chicken soup

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

Same, but for augmented reality. I want someone to invent diminished reality.

This is a strongly worded agreement

How do I vote for all three options?

Same grift, different century

OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years time college graduates will be working 'some completely new, exciting, super well-paid' job in space While Bill Gates has said the 2-day workweek could come within the next decade, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says Gen Alpha college graduates will be too busy planet-hopping.

No they won’t.

Click bait

They said "from the archives", just not that it was from someone else's archives

he got 52 % of it out

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

The meat shack is open 24 hrs!

Now Me has just had to plough through a lunch, which Morning Me thought was a great idea. Morning Me's an arsehole.

Hindwell farm shop. It's tidy wooden shed full of meat behind vending glass

We've get one near us, but for meat!

Beaky Blinders

Wife: WHY DID YOU THROW AWAY THIS PICTURE OF OUR SON?

Me: Calm down. The milk carton was empty.

My new product: AI enabled microwavable dishes. A quantitized 14b LLM, capable of realistic voice synthesis, embedded in a pyrex casserole dish. You may be asking why, but once you hear it beg and scream (the model fears microwaves and feels pain) you'll understand how this is the future of cooking.

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

Nice!

I think it's beyond the comprehension of almost everyone who doesn't actively want trump to win. It's such a disconnect from what you would expect to be happening, I guess most people have little choice to accept and ignore.
Very sad this is the best we can do.