A ridiculous tuxedo cat doing a little LIKK on my dunked digestive biscuit. Actually it's 2 for structural integrity, otherwise the wet bit flops off and lands on his paws and he gets all grumpy
I'm telling you, Paul makes me dunk his biscuit in tea. He does. HE DOES
This lifeboat is a bit uncomfortable…
Labour recycling <checks notes> BNP policy from 15 years ago.
How's that massive slide to the right feeling Labour pals?
Cause I'm not even in the Labour Party and it makes me feel sick.🤮
I don’t recall seeing this in my contract
Absolutely not. For god sake. Its one of the things they should definitely be doing!
Express website full of shit covering up the page so you cant read the article
How the fuck do "news" sites consider this
A) Acceptable
B) Likely to continue readership?
Fucking baffles me.
Thats what I thought from Trent but everything else was spelt right.
Working for a rail operator, our design agency can't get places in the right location on a map to save their life so could be human still 😭
Sign saying ‘our bartenders are so light fingered they could be concert pianists’ Why, are they going to rob me?
I feel they have misunderstood this expression:
Good to see my hometown just called "trent" on the map lol
The public has spent years being told that they can have better services without paying more for them. It's probably not a surprise they're coming to believe that, especially when right now it feels like we pay a lot for bad services. Improve quality or cut cost.
Ask the public what services they want to cut, or what services they're happy to be rubbish, and you get a very different set of answers.
They'll say cut foreign aid, ofc, but that's all but gone already. What next?
This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something
Confirms their story titled: ‘We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used
www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...
A headline from GB News stating: Motorists switch to using public transport to avoid paying £5 daily congestion charge
In shock news, motorists have switched to public transport to avoid paying the Oxford Congestion Charge.
A spokesperson* said: "This is exactly what was meant to happen, and it did."
Avanti West Coast absolutely nailing new signage at Warrington Bank Quay, when it’s done properly it’s superb
The ending we all knew was happening anyway - Smiths sells off the high street, rebrands with a minimum 1yr keeping stores open so it isnt a smiths that closes down..
Then the private equity bins off all the unprofitable sites, which I imagine is more in the hundreds compared to what is reported.
12-month update: wow
"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world."
#AIslop #refuseresist
As the price of natural gas spikes across Europe for the fourth time in the last five years remember those extremely clever people in Reform and the Conservatives who want to abandon renewable energy and rely even more on gas 🤡 🤡
Hmm doesn't remove the aggravation or confrontation when someone hasn't activated the ticket (plus the whole activate/validate before boarding isn't good anyway).
We just align with most of europe by going to non refundable on the day now. There's always goodwill available for those caught out.
Zac Goldsmith pivoted from bit-right-greeny-centrist to dog-whistle anti-immigration racist to try and beat Sadiq. Got himself smashed in the London Mayorals as a result. As every Tory has since.
Crazy to think the lesson Labour HQ keep taking from that nationally is 'be more like Zac"
A street sign reading union lane formerly mad lane
When you realise HR are never going to help you
As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
I was close
@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏
I think it fails to understand the coalition of voters that just voted Green, and why. And as usual you won’t get very far by implicitly slagging off the voters. The Green voter coalition was your coalition five minutes ago.
Ok,
My gym is taking the piss now
Voyager from the outside in new paint
Voyager from the inside in standard class with different seats and carpet
Voyager from the inside in first class with different seats and carpet
Voyager from sitting down in a first class seat with different seats carpet and table
Voyager
Change the seats on the app again to be as close to the front as possible!
Shouldn't make any difference tbf in timing
