Chelsi Kern

where is wishbone

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

why does it feel like the first day of school after summer break in here

it’s probably just a coincidence two entrepreneurs who profit off deregulation were put in charge of the department of government efficiency, which they invented

the presence of a Good Friday implies the existence of both a Bad Friday and an Ugly Friday but obviously Bad Friday was Friday October 13th, 1307 when King Philip IV of France arrested and executed the Knights Templar and obviously Ugly Friday was the day your mom was born

me when Suffs hits Broadway:

I woke up to find an alarming influx of kevin james memes scattered across instagram, did I miss something????

good

stopped drinking, stopped getting high, the only thing left to keep me funny is the depression 🤘🏼

EVERY ONE I KNOW IS SO TIRED THEY FEEL LIKE THERE BONES ARE MADE OF LEAD AND THERE COVERED IN SAND BAGS BUT TEY HAVE TO GET UP EVREY MORNING FEELING DEAD AND STILL HAVE TO SMILE AT WORK LIKE DA FUCKEN CRIPT KEEPER,,, AND IF WE COMPLAIN THEY TELL US TO VOTE,,,, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "RISE AND GRIND, EVREY THING COST'S MORE, EVERY THING IS WORST, EVERY ONE IS UNHAPPY, IF THEY FIND OUT TAKEING A WALK IS FUN THERE GONGA START CHARGEING FOR IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

fb seller listing for “High Anxiety Dog Crate” that looks like a maximum security prison cell door. Listed at $899

10 hours in this could fix me

first post hope I don’t fuvk it up