Natasha

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

Acrylic painting of the Woman of Willendorf, an ancient Stone carving of an obese woman with very large breasts and tummy. She is painted green with dark blue shadows, on a red/orange background.

been awhile since I've done any art. wasn't sure what to paint, so I painted my favorite subject, the Woman of Willendorf. Not a fan of acrylic paint, but the tubes were closest to my workspace, lol.

Lyke manye of your exes, the poeme *Beowulf* ys impossible to date.

*laughs in "Paper Hearts"*

I was the exact right age for those songs, I knew even then they were cringe, but I loved them then and I loved them now.

I woke up this morning like “I am going to doomscroll less and shut up on the internet today” and every time I pick up my phone I open either Bluesky or a news app from motor memory

okay, I'm impressed. I asked as a joke-em-up, I didn't expect you to have answers at the ready.

What are your top three commercials from 1990-1995?

I've been playing Magic for over a decade and I'm still terrible. It's fun anyway!

A bookmark woven in a diamond twill pattern. It has warps in dark green, green, light green, and light yellow. It has wefts in gray, yellow, and light green.

I really wanted to like this one, but I don't know. I think I should have just one color for the weft. #weaving

same 😬

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

it makes me so happy

Cancer. :( I haven't seen specifics other than "treatable but not curable."

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

A gray and white cat sleeps on a metal table. On one side is a skein of pink yarn, on the other side is a photo in a shiny blue frame. The cat's head is stuffed inside a yellow hat. Just zonked out.

Why are you like this #CatsofBlueSky

somehow we're all still here, Gonzo

it was definitely inside me all along, at any rate

A gray and white cat just totally zonked out on top of a yellow hat with fake pearls.

A gray and white cat sleeping on a yellow hat with fake pearls. The cat's front paws are curled up in front of her face.

Little Buddy being a little weirdos #CatsofBlueSky

Two small dragons as part of a column decoration: both mouths are facing each other, and are opened.

Stress release for small dragons in the 11th century: either tongue kissing or yelling at each other. Or both.

Midsummer Night's Dream is one of Shakespeare's weakest plays. It just has a lot of parts so it's good for summer stock.

I went antiquing with a friend today. The store was quiet, the patrons whispering like a library. Then sounds of a guitar. Lovely. I looked over at something. . . and saw the shop's clerk was playing a guitar. A small moment of unexpected joy.

The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

Things may be falling apart, but yo yo! The center ain't holding, either!

Hooray!

good....luck?

I want people to tell me how good and awesome I am, but don't, like, *tell* me how good and awesome I am

I was in high school when it aired and it blew all of our fucking minds

*grabby hands*