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the lip scrub I’ve used for 7 years just got discontinued 😩

04.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do the children know about dubstep? I think they should. They’d loooove it

15.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

noooo Purpose era biebs, specifically Company lolol

22.01.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

woke up with old Bieber songs stuck in my head

21.01.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve learned I need to embrace being an American with hot sauce in my bag while traveling in Australia because this food needs flavor

13.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: β€œThe message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”

09.01.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 23316 πŸ” 7614 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 283

hanging out with my new bestie tonight, the Pacific Ocean, as I go to Australia again

09.01.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NicolΓ‘s Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

NicolΓ‘s Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

NicolΓ‘s Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

05.01.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 27062 πŸ” 6385 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 235

at a North Carolina gym so of course everyone’s wearing faith-based athleisure

19.12.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine that, using my standing desk more keeps me more motivated and focused

17.12.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the skincare routine I just did is going to solve all my problems so well, the people around me will have theirs solved too

06.12.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pluribus is so good I’m so glad Vince Gilligan did a sci-fi show

04.12.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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thinking of her today

27.11.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 5839 πŸ” 1651 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 60
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finally saw Wicked For Good

26.11.2025 06:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had a rideshre driver last night listening to a vampire fiction novel audiobook the entire time and honestly, work. I loved it

05.11.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m realizing that Kyoto is sliding doors and temples Japan, not stay out all night Japan

28.10.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And if I said Demi might have just released one of the best pop albums of 2025

24.10.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

she did this for me to bop to in while I’m in our favorite country, Japan

22.10.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my hometown mentioned 😍

20.10.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listening to Zara Larsson in lossless 😍

16.10.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to stop calling 5’ 9 and under guys at the gym β€œmy little meatballs” in my mind

13.10.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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why do millennials hate the new ios update when we literally had fruitier aero everything growing up

03.10.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dems think ahead, stop labeling the inconsistencies in this shutdown and rightfully call out its to gut departments and fill them with trump loyalists

02.10.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

suddenly occurs to me that stephen miller looks like a sentient blackhead

27.09.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 5866 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 459 πŸ“Œ 67
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I just want a skincare product that will solve all my problems forever and never change

21.09.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.09.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 37465 πŸ” 10094 πŸ’¬ 595 πŸ“Œ 420

a question I often find myself asking these days: "are these the moves of a movement that feels that it's winning or one desperately afraid that it's about to lose everything?"

13.09.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 5985 πŸ” 1203 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 82

I was worried about things after this assassination but now I feel like people are actually having good convos and calling out bullshit reactions

14.09.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe’re celebrating the legacy of our martyred free speech hero by firing a bunch of people for saying mean things about him” is the kind of thing Tom Lehrer could have done roper justice to.

13.09.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 1029 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

Can we at least admit they’re seeing what they want to see and hearing what they want to hear because they want an excuse to target particular people?

12.09.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 1200 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9