People love to say "it's not that deep, bro", but like... we're living in a world where the domino effect of Something Awful moderator decisions has probably caused the deaths of millions of people. Sometimes it IS that deep.
Me, scratching my chin and saying to nobody in particular, "screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews, eh?"
It’s “Wrapped up like a douche.”
I looked it up.
I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.
it’s gritney bitch
/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."
We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.
“Support the Troops” was always a way to bully us into supporting whatever war The Regime (from 1991 to now) wanted to pursue.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
hard to overstate what an influence this specific moment had on me
Feels like "drunk" and "fighting for my life" goes along so well with "on a riverboat" that it would be weird to not be those things on a riverboat.
Wedding photo top left
Wedding photo removed
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
I'd ask if anyone has done a wellness check on Stephen Miller but I don't care
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
Peggy Noonan:
I love that half the ads now are about trying to find meaning in our existential hell world and the product at the end is either AI or Jesus
The vibe of the Halftime Show
Sam Darnold Out Indefinitely Meme (Out Indefinitely: Winning Rings In Seattle)
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Bro literally came out and said “it’s our labor and culture that has always made the Americas great: y’all are just the beneficiaries of slave owners from sea to shining sea,” and I am here for it.
While even those that claim to support you tell you ‘oh we support you being here- you do the work nobody else wants to’ as if your only use, the only thing good about you, is that you have no other dreams than to work hard.
Punt
Punt!
It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
the Super Bowl ain’t been kind to Drakes lately
Laura Loomer - what the hell is this illegal alien farmowker non English shit on my TV. Someone call ICE.gov
Seeing fieldworkers produce their own histories, knowledge, narratives, and generally assert their power and voice over the world has been sugarcane plantation owners' greatest fear.
