Less than 15 minutes.
20.02.2026 22:39
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Less than 15 minutes.
And for my next trick, we will see how long it takes me to do something I’ve been putting off for months.
Car washing for two.
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one more from the open-tabs TBR pile! a beaut' from @mmkaufman.bsky.social!
"I make a firm decision to tell Joe the next time he comes over. Sammy won’t take it well. She doesn’t take anything well; or rather, she takes things too well, too close to heart."
Every year for the past 7 years I have made a playlist for a ghost. Here is the 2025 incarnation of Mm’s Feels. The big M is my Aunt Marian and the little m is me, her namesake.
Love you, mean it, my sestra.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0IH...
"She’s walking the railing of the balcony like an Olympic gymnast on a balance beam, and the next second she’s a stuffed animal with those beads for eyes and plastic whiskers"
Stunning story. @mmkaufman.bsky.social @xraylitmag.bsky.social
xraylitmag.com/not-everythi...
we have a story by MM Kaufman @mmkaufman.bsky.social !
it's about an aging man whose reality starts glitching, switching between ordinary life & a staged reality of actors, props, & cardboard
a beautiful story with a beautiful ending - u should read this pronto
xraylitmag.com/not-everythi...
so much love and care in these stories by
@mackenziemcgee.bsky.social @mmkaufman.bsky.social and Sonia Alejandra Rodriguez
pleased and proud we get to publish work like theirs🔥
Guess who is not getting published in The New Yorker? Me.
But guess who got a tiered rejection from The New Yorker? Also me!
#muchtoadmire 💅
I fucking love my writing friends.
I tripped and fell and wrote another tiny little poem. Where we sending those these days?
really can't recommend strongly enough that y'all treat yourselves today to a wonderful M.M. Kaufman treat of a poem
"There are many ways
To divide Southerners.
I do it by those who hate
Loud bugs and frogs..."
https://www.havehashad.com/eikr1
New little paw-eem up at @havehashad.com
www.havehashad.com/hadposts/sou...
It’s here. My favorite thing I’ve ever written. Let’s go to the carwash!
You’ll never guess what my piece is about…
I made two strangers happy-cry (like fr) in my office today. So my work is done here. I think I can go home.
Got good news today for enthusiasts of both carwashes and my writing. Stay tuned!
a pink banner with the hex logo that says "submissions open 10 AM ET 9/5," lists recent contributors and awards, and includes a link to hex's submittable: hexliterary.submittable.com/submit
oh hi, we're opening for submissions tomorrow, Friday 9/5! 200 cap & we'll stay open until filled. mark ur calendars 👇
Also dying to know @ambersparks.bsky.social’s thoughts/feelings on the new film trailer.
I think I’m in the minority of diehard Wuthering Heights fans who are actually excited about Emerald Fennell’s new film. But maybe that’s because my only published poem is a cliff notes version of who and why everyone hooks up in the novel? 🤷♀️ 🥵 #hottake
jmwwblog.wordpress.com/the-modern-r...
Shout out to the birds that live around my neighborhood. Y’all sound real good today.
Thank you for sharing, Casey!
Um. Everybody... stop what you're doing and check out @mmkaufman.bsky.social's new banger "PLATEAUED"... up today at @poolpartymag.com 🔥🔥🔥
belt buckle featuring Slimer from Ghostbusters
wwwwwwwwwwell my buckle makes impressions on the inside of her thigh
Pulling up to yoga class blasting Rage Against the Machine because that’s where I’m at right now.
Are people aware of what flight anxiety is really like? What it’s about, the triggers, the origins, and how it presents? Do I need to put off my novel projects again to write a CNF piece about this plague?
Battling flight anxiety with a pre airport carwash.
There are just not enough people telling me on a daily basis that they wanna rock my Gypsy soul just like way back in the days of old.
