Smash

"buhh buhhh blue maga is fake" fuck you, get blocked

Putin's plan: somehow install a huge dipshit by having his opponent be too dumb and arrogant to win the easiest election ever against him, then let him do dipshit things unimpeded for a decade. The goal? Uhhhhhh wait hold on lemmie check

trying to figure out which thing trump is doing is the distraction when i trip and fall down the stairs and kill myself

Hell yeah.

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

Revy calls out Daylight Savings for the bullshit it is. #anime #dril

#BlackLagoon

I just realized I never bothered to see if one Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg played by Gary Oldman appears in the game at all and I am happy to report that he is and I'm here to rectify that omission with a few more screenshots.

My favorite Takahashi anecdote is that he had such deep dissatisfaction for Shinzo Abe and the admin at the time, he drew this picture while urging his instagram followers to go vote for something better. He got crazy backlash for it and had to apologize though.

Mr Trump everyone is saying Netanyahu is really in charge. They're laughing at you sir

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

Oh sure it’s not like people who play videogames would be interested in obsessively tracking things like this and then becoming extremely angry about it

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Very nice. Very evil.

A few days ago I started wondering how this goddamn war is going to affect Wrestlemania whatever year that happens

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

Ah another failure of imagination.

We (the collective we) need to realize that there should be nothing considered unthinkable with this president and this administration.

And that should scare the hell out of all of us.

Probably calling Trump that word, now.

Man who cares. You nerds are like oh man this time is bad. And us that have studied stoicism know that you can just drink all day and then put butter on a pop tart and go to bed.

My car’s license plate starts and ends with a letter. Trying to figure out what to do when 1970s-style even/odd plate number gas rationing kicks in.

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

He heard there were “micro fish” and got excited. He didn’t quite understand but it was impressive to even get close being a raccoon.

random shiba from https://shibes.lol

Congrats!

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

The median relief pitcher in the 2000s was named Brandon and had this beard