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Ash Parrish

@adashtra

I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry πŸ“§: aparrish0821@gmail.com Signal: @adashtra.87 Discord: @adashtra πŸ“Northeast Ohio 🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠 She/her

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JUST HOWLING IN THE SHADOWS

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same with stance punks

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was reminded today that Abingdon School Boys was a thing and they fucking ruled

06.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I've lost it
I know i can kill

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

LISTEN!!! Whew

06.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do love that they keep talking like they're always gonna have this job. They are gleefully in front of cameras the things that when played back at the Hague will see them convicted of war crimes.
Keep going!

06.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually FEWER MisΓ©rables

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 4667 πŸ” 911 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 35
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 17155 πŸ” 3660 πŸ’¬ 651 πŸ“Œ 988

Oh that actually sounds really fun

06.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But... you are correct. Like never put them two in my head together but now that I have a serious ass point has been made

06.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ernie Hudson and Denzel Washington are the blue and white collar versions of the same man

06.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unironically yes. Most of the so named books aren't very good (and keeping it a buck, fuckin neither is ACOTAR) but the trend has been established so onto the bandwagon does booktok authors hop

06.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Working for the government were some of the only kinds high paying works our elders could get if they weren't lucky enough to still have their factory jobs. The gutting of federal workforces is in part a punitive punishment

06.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 1847 πŸ” 415 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 16

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4654 πŸ” 743 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 32

If that lady is biting that other lady those two have broken beds...

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im pretty sure the USPS is the government service staffed predominantly by black folks.
These two pieces of information are assuredly unrelated.

06.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 15202 πŸ” 3120 πŸ’¬ 228 πŸ“Œ 157

If you putting up them new epstein drops without alt text or trigger warnings you are my enemy and the enemy of decency

06.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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points were made.

05.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 11

pure love of the game baybeee

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

icy hot on them knees my boy, he been down there a while and he's an old man

05.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't even wait to be asked. Knees oiled and ready.

05.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Professional dick sucker.
Man's a pro

05.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

been did s2 is already out

05.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no no
the one pictured is not the one you wanna read
the books op mentioned: Fire from Heaven and Persian Boy
THATS where you start. Go find Mary Beard, go read both of those books, and come back to me a changed man.

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the homoeroticism tho
PEAK
Nicolas D Wolfwood the homosexual you are

05.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the action is slick as shit so i get going the zoids route for it.
everything else is just very very weak

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a youtube vid makes sense
a tweet
on the nazi pedo site
a choice certainly

05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0